Blind

Copyright Lucy Drumonde 2012

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blind

http://www.balancefba.org/about/evolution.html

http://www.cnib.ca/en

http://www.blindsailing.ca

http://www.guidedogs.ca

Jokes

 A blind man is sitting on a park bench. A rabbi sits down next to him.

   The rabbi is chomping on a piece of matzoh. Taking pity on the blind
   man, he breaks off a piece and gives it to the blind man.

Several minutes later, the blind man turns, taps the rabbi on the
shoulder, and asks, "Who wrote this crap?"

Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.


Why are bats blind?
Well, you wouldn't see too good if you hung upside-down all day, would you?


 A blind man walks into a shop with his guide dog. He puts the lead on the dog and starts swinging it round through the air by it. The shop assistant is horrified by this cruelty and runs to fetch the manager.

The manager rushes up to the blind man saying: "What the hell are you doing? Put that dog down immediately." The blind man replied, "I'm only having a look around."


For all Stevie Wonder fans.....


Q: Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano?

 A: Neither has he! 

Q: How did Stevie Wonder meet his wife?   

 A: Blind date. 

Q: Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? 

A: Neither has he

How do you break Steve Wonder's neck? 

A: Speed up the music. 

Q: What goes ring-ring, ring-ring, ring, Ahhhhhhh! 

A: Stevie Wonder answering the iron 

Q: What did Stevie Wonder's mother do for punishment? 

A: Rearrange the furniture. 

Q: Why does Stevie Wonder shake his head when he sings?

 A: Because he can't find the microphone. Q: What do you call Stevie Wonder playing tennis? A: Endless love

 Q: What's the fastest thing on land?

 A: Stevie Wonder's speedboat 

Q: Why does Stevie Wonder always smile? 

A: No one's told him he's black yet. 

Q: Why hasn't Stevie Wonder written a hit in years? 

A: He dropped his pencil! 

Q: What have Patrick Swayze and Stevie Wonder got in common?

 A: Neither of them will see Christmas!

 Stevie Wonder walks into a shop swinging a dog above his head. The shop owner says "Can I help you?" Stevie Wonder say "No I'm just having a look around" At a celebrity party, Stevie Wonder meets golf champ Tiger Woods and mentions that he, too, is an excellent golfer. Tiger is a bit skeptical that the blind musician can play golf well, but he's too polite to say anything. "When I tee off, " the singer explains, "I have a guy call to me from the green. My sharp sense of hearing lets me aim." Tiger is impressed, and Stevie suggests that they play a round. When Tiger agrees, Stevie asks, "How about if we play for $10,000 a hole?" Tiger insists he couldn't possibly play him for money because of his sight handicap. But Stevie argues and badgers Tiger until Tiger finally relents Stevie says, "You pick the place and I'll pick the time?" Tiger says, "Fine. Pebble Beach" Stevie replies, "Midnight!" 

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Power

Copyright Lucy Drumonde 2012

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Power_(physics)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Power_(philosophy)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Power
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/power
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/power
http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/power


Jokes
Top ten nuclear power jokes.10) The main argument for keeping nuclear power plants going forward is that they work, and they create new mutations for radiologists to research.

9) The main argument against using nuclear power is that it’s dangerous, and that argument is often made by protesters who are violently dangerous.

8) The economics of using nuclear power are clear: On the whole, it’s efficient, and profitable, and advances the state of science and knowledge, which explains why anti-nuke activists are so vocal.

7) The economics of stopping nuclear power are clear: Accidents happen, and make massive costly disaster holes that disrupt the pursuit of more wholesome science and knowledge, which explains so many why pro-nuclear advocates are glad they own shares in Westinghouse – the world’s leading manufacturer of nuclear power plant parts.

6) Once upon a time, nuclear power was considered the power of the future. Ironically, nuclear waste will long remain a weakness of the past.

5) Once upon a time, wind power was considered the power of the future. That was in the 17th Century BC in Hamurabi’s reign in Babylon, and they still haven’t found a way to make it solve all our energy needs.

4) A nuclear plant, a windmill and a solar panel are at a party, and the nuclear plant is getting all the attention from the hottest girls. Jealous, the windmill and solar panel ask the nuclear power what his secret is. Naturally, the atomic power player says “Well, Mr. Windmill, you’re just spinning your wheels in place and blowing a lot of air getting nowhere, and you Mr. Solar Panel, you suck up all the light and your character is very flat. On the other hand, I am the bad boy every hottie loves: I’m dangerous, I’m toxic to the core, I’m hard to handle, and my charm isradioactive.”

3) If you fish near Three Mile Island, Chernobyl or Fukushima, be sure your fishin’ trip does not turn into a fission trip.

2) If it weren’t for radioactive mutations and nuclear power plants, Marge Simpson wouldn’t have three-eyed fish to feed Mr. Burns and Homer would be unemployed.

… and the #1 nuclear power joke is:

1) It’s OK to think your inner strength is a form of nuclear power, as long as you don’t have ameltdown.

The power of baptizing.

Three Pastors in the south were having lunch in a diner.

One said “Ya know, since summer started I’ve been having trouble with bats in my loft and attic at church. I’ve tried everything–noise, spray, cats–nothing seems to scare them away.

Another said “Yea, me too. I’ve got hundreds living in my belfry and in the narthex att ic.I’ve even had the place fumigated, and they won’t go away.”

The third said, “I baptized all mine, and made them members of the church… Haven’t seen one back since!!!”

What would you call a power failure?
(Answer) A current event.

What's the best way to charge a car battery?
(Answer) With a credit card.


What would a barefooted man get if he steps on an electric wire?(Answer) A pair of shocks.


A successful politician is a power transformer.












Courtesy of: http://funnyjokesandlaughs.wordpress.com/2011/05/31/the-daily-dose-5312011-top-ten-nuclear-power-jokeshttp://www.turnbacktogod.com/jokes-the-power-of-baptizing and 
http://energyquest.ca.gov/games/jokes/george.html.
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Possible

Copyright Lucy Drumonde 2012

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/possible

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/possible

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/possible

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/possible

http://thesaurus.com/browse/possible

Jokes

Worst possible joke

Question: An elephant falls in luv wid n Ant. But Ant’s parents r against their marriage. Why?
Answer: They gave a solid reason... Ladke ke daant (teeth) bahar hain

Question: Who was the 1st Indian woman fly abroad?
Answer: Sita with Ravan

Question: What does the kangaroo say when she finds her baby missing?
Answer: Aaila!!!!! kisi ne mera pocket maar liya

Question: An elephant falls in luv wid n Ant. But Ant’s parents r against their marriage. Why?
Answer: They gave a solid reason... Ladke ke daant (teeth) bahar hain

Possible IBM acronyms

IBM: It's Being Mended
IBM: Inmense Ball of Muck
IBM: I Believe in Memorex
IBM: It's Better than Macintosh!
IBM: Idiots Built Me
IBM: Intense Bowel Movement
IBM: Inferior But Marketable?
IBM: I've Been Mislead
IBM: It's Better Manually
IBM: Infinitly Better Macintosh
IBM: Indefinitly Boggled Machine
IBM: I Bought a Mac
IBM: I Blame Microsoft.
IBM: I Bought Macintosh
IBM: I'll Buy Macintosh
IBM: I've Been Moved
IBM: I've Been Mugged
IBM: Incontinent Bowel Movement
IBM: Identical Blue Men
IBM: Idiotic Bit Masher
IBM: Idiots Become Managers
IBM: Incompatible Business Machines
IBM: Incredibly Boring Machine
IBM: Infernal Bloody Monopoly
IBM: Institute of Black Magic
IBM: Internal Beaurocratic Mess
IBM: International Brotherhood of Magicians
IBM: Intolerant of Beards and Mustaches
IBM: It'll Be Messy
IBM: It's Backwards, Man
IBM: Itty Bitty Machines
IBM: Itty Bitty Morons
IBM: It Barely Moves
IBM: I Buy Mainframes
IBM compatible - IBM contemptible






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Superhero

Copyright Lucy Drumonde 2012

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superhero

http://www.superherodb.com

http://www.thesuperheroquiz.com

http://www.superherojournal.com

http://marvel.com/games/play/31/create_your_own_superhero

http://www.ugo.com/games/superhero-generator-heromachine-2-5

"Don't we all wish we can be a superhero."

In many ways we are our own hero.

Jokes

    Q: What is a superhero's favorite part of the joke? 

A: The "punch" line! 

 Q: Where's Spider man's home page? 

A: On the world wide web. 

 Q: What's the difference between Batman and a robber?

 A: Batman can go into a store without robin!!

 Q: When did An akin Sky walker become evil? 

A: In the sith grade! 

Q: Whats the difference between Green Lantern and a unicorn? 

A: Nothing,they re both fictional characters 

Q: What is Superman's greatest weakness? 

A: A bucking horse.

 Q: What is Doc Ock's favorite month?

 A: Ock-tober.

 Q: What is Spider-Man's favorite month?

 A: Web-ruary.

  Q: What superhero uses public transportation?

 A: Bus Light year! 

 Q: What is a superhero's favorite drink?

 A: Fruit punch!

 Q: How many caped crusaders does it take to change a light-bulb? 

A: None. They like the dark.

  Q: What position did Bruce Wayne play on his little-league team?

 A: He was the bat-boy. 

 Q: How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? 

A: (tune of 1960's theme) Dinner Dinner Dinner Dinner Batman!!!

  Q: Why did Bruce's date go badly?

 A: Because he has BAT breath! 

 Q: What does Bat girl wear to bed?

 A: Her Dark Knight gown! 

 Q: What did Superman say when he married two Women on the same day? 

A: "That's mighty bigamy!"  

Q: What did Lex Luther say when he did the same thing, then killed the women?

 A: "That's awful bigamy!"

  Q: What would you find in Superman's bathroom?

 A: Superbowl. 

 Q: What do you get if you cross the man of steel with a hot vegetable broth? 

A: Souperman!  

Q. "What did Doc Ock drive to the bank?"

 A. "An armoured car!"

  Q: How did Dr. Otto Octavius present his new project? 

A: Energetically! 

Q: Did you hear about the new comic book super hero?

A: He’s half man and half cow. He’s just one of those   unexpected Moooooo-tations.

Courtesy of:source: http://www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/superherojokes.html

ttp://www.dailycleanjokes.com/funny-jokes-for-kids/riddles-for-kids/new-superhero

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Lightbulb

Copyright Lucy Drumonde 2012

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incandescent_light_bulb

http://www.ideafinder.com/history/inventions/lightbulb.htm

http://www.150.si.edu/150trav/remember/r811.htm

http://www.collectionscanada.gc.ca/cool/002027-2003-e.html

Jokes

Q: How many journalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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A: Three. One to report it as an inspired government program to bring light to the people, one to report it as a diabolical government plot to deprive the poor of darkness, and one to win a Pulitzer prize for reporting that Electric Company hired a light bulb assassin to break the bulb in the first place.

Q: How many computer journalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Five-one to write a review of all the existing light bulbs so you can decide which one to buy, another one to write a remarkably similar one in another magazine the next month, a third to have a big one come out on glossy paper two months later that is by then completely out of date, a fourth to hint in his/her column that a completely new and updated bulb is coming out, and the fifth to report a rumor that that new bulb is shipping with a virus.

Q: How many GLC workers does it take to change a light bulb ?
A: Four. One to do it and three to go round putting up posters announcing that the GLC, working for London, is going to change the light bulb.

Q: How many city planners does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Six - four to write an extensive study recommending a three-way 100/200/250 watt light bulb, one to write an article in the newspaper praising the study, and one to put in a 10 watt blub instead. 

Light bulb joke collection 01

Q: How many gypsies does it take to change a light bulb ?
A: None, but you lose a lot of light bulbs.

Note: None because gypsies don't have mains electricity, and the losing is a play on the larcenous reputation of Gypsies. You give a Gypsy a light bulb and ask him to change the hallway lamp, pretty soon you have one less light bulb and the hallway lamp is still out.)

Q: How many Helmsley employees does it take to change a light bulb ?
A: 100: 99 to try, and one to fire them all.

Note: Leona Helmsley is the owner of a New York hotel who was a terrible person to work for. She fired employees at little or no provocation. She was so nasty to her employees that she was known as the "Queen of Mean".)

Q: How many pot growers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, they use fluorescent bulbs instead.

Note: Fluorescent light is closer to natural sunlight than an incandescent bulb, so anyone using artificial light (which pot growers might do to keep their crops covered and safe from flying, prying eyes) to grow stuff would probably use fluorescent light rather than incandescent.

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Q: How many body builders/weightlifters does it take to change a light bulb ?
A: 6. One to change it and 5 to say "Man, you've got huge muscles !"

Q: How many Sun readers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.

Q: How many Sun readers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, but one is enough to screw up the joke.

Q: How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb ?
A: Duh.... whats a light bulb???

Q: How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb ?
A: It depends how many blondes there are, but some people prefer it with the lights off.

Q: How many poltergeists does it take to change a light bulb ?
A: Three. One to unscrew the old bulb and drop it on the floor, one to put the new bulb in, and one to move a few more things about just for good measure.

Q: How many nihilists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: There is nothing to change.

Q: How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Sod it, we're all gonna die anyway.

How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb? One hundred. One to do it and 99 to say "Hey, I could have done that!" 

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http://funny2.com/bulb.htm

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Mouth

Copyright Lucy Drumonde 2012

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mouth

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/mouth

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/mouth

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/mouth

http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/mouthdisorders.html

http://www.mouthpower.org

http://kidshealth.org/parent/general/body_basics/mouth_teeth.html

Jokes

There was once a wide mouth frog...

There was once a wide mouth frog. She had babies and she didn't know what to feed them. She went to the cow, talking with her mouth real wide, she said, "COW, WHAT DO YOU FEED YOUR BABIES?" The Cow said, "I feed my babies milk." She went on to the horse. Talking with her mouth real wide, she said, "HORSE, WHAT DO YOU FEED YOUR BABIES?" "I feed my babies hay." said the horse. Finally she came to a snake. Talking with her mouth real wide, she said, "SNAKE, WHAT DO YOU FEED YOUR BABIES?" The snake said, "I feed my babies wide mouth frogs." So the frog said, with her mouth really small, "Oh, is that so."

Big Mouth Mahathir

Anwar was heard to moan in jail to his wife,' I've had a lot of trouble trusting Mahathir over these years. Whenever you see him rolling his eyes, he's telling the truth. Whenever you see him stroking his chin, he's telling the truth. Whenever you see him fiddling with his tie, he's telling the truth.'' So how do you know when he's lying?' Wan Azizah said.' When he opens his mouth,' came the reply.

The devout cowboy lost his Bible

The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range.
Three weeks later, a cow walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The cowboy couldn`t believe his eyes.
He took the precious book out of the cow`s mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, "It`s a miracle!?"
"Not really", said the cow. "Your name is written inside the cover".

What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?

What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?Lefty.

I used to not get on with my mother-in-law...

I used to not get on with my mother-in-law, but over the last few months I've developed quite an attachment for her.It goes over her head and a strap comes down under her chin to keep her mouth shut!

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http://jokes.contentavailable.com/i/Animal_World/There_was_once_a_wide_mouth_frog.../5955

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Rant

                                                       Copyright Lucy Drumonde 2012
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http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/rant
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/rant
JOKES...I Am Canadian


I am not a hacker or terrorist

I do not like Celine Dion or Shania Twain but I am glad they are getting rich.

I do know Richy and Sally from Canada, but they aren't nice as you think.

I am ruled by a rich white Prime Minister not a rich white President.

I don't know French but I can converse fluently in American...

...and I pronounce it A BOOT not a big shoe.

I can proudly sow my flag on my backpack, because even though no one realizes that we are just as guilty Everyone else for the fate of the 3rd world every one blames America.

when I am at home I realize I have better not protest deforestation or sexist dictators without risking a face full of pepper spray and a criminal record.

I believe in peacekeeping, even if it means killing some molly teenagers for fun

I believe in turning back boat loads of Chinese immigrants, a failing health care system, and late night cable porn disguised as art, and that the beaver is a truly proud and a beautiful part of the female body.

I believe the French should whine about anything, and the English should apologize.

...And that is pronounced zed not zee: ZED! That is how the queen told us how to pronounce it.

Canada is the second largest land mass in the world,

the second nation in hockey,

and the best part of the northern 3rd of America!

MY NAME IS JOE,

AND UNTIL WE ARE ADDED BY THE STATES,

I AM CANADIANI am Albertan

Hey, I'm not a farmer or an oil worker.
I don't live in Red Deer or eat raw beef or own a pickup truck.
I don't know Doug or Dwayne or Debbie from Fort McMurray, but I'm sure they're very nice people.
I have a premier named Ralph, not a dictator named Lucien.
And I speak English, you got it? English. Not French.
And I'm sick of having French rammed down my throat.
I go to the lake and stay in a cabin, not a cottage.
I believe in plugging in my car during the winter because if I don't, it won't start.
I drive 100 km/h in the left hand lane on Highway 2 even though the sign says, "slower traffic, keep to the right."
I'm not against Bill 11, but I'm not for Bill 11.
As a matter of fact, I don't even know what Bill 11 is all about.
I cheer for the Oilers because they play in the Leagues.
I don't believe Toronto is the centre of the universe.
I've never been there and I don't ever plan on going there.
Alberta has the second largest deposit of oil in the world.
And because of that, I don't pay taxes.
And I believe it's the greatest province in the country.
But I'd still move to B.C. if I got a good job offer.
My name is Joe.
And I am Albertan.

Actually, I moved here from Ontario in the '80's.

O.k there is International.......
I AM ITALIAN!Ciao...

I'm not a construction worker, a bricklayer or a school janitor.

I don't live in a basement.

I don't eat pasta every night.

And I don't drive a Cameo.

And I don't know Tony, Rocco or Gino from Wood bridge,

Although I'm certain they're very, very hairy people.

I drink wine...not beer.

I don't use utensils for pizza.

I believe in open bars at weddings, not cash.

And I pronounce it ESPRESSO, not EX-PRES SO.

I can proudly fly my country's flag out of my car during the world cup.

Gelato IS ice cream, Biscotti ARE cookies and Pavarotti IS the best of the three tenors,

And it IS pronounced Broo-SKetta, not Broo-SHetta, Broo-SKETTA!!!

Italy is the ONLY country shaped like footwear,

The FIRST nation of soccer,

And the BEST part of Europe!!

My name is Giuseppe!!! AND I AM ITALIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I AM AUSTRALIAN!!

G'Day Mate,
I'm not a Jackeroo or 'The Crocodile Hunter', And I don't live in a rusty old shack with a snake in the Outback...
And I only know Johnnie, Jim and Jack in their liquid form,
Although I'm certain they get me really, really pissed.

I'm an Aussie, Not a Kiwi,

And use Tomato Sauce, Not Ketchup
It's pronounced 'G'Day Mate', not 'GER DOI --- MAATE'.

I can proudly wear my country's flag as a pair of boxer shorts or a shirt,
I follow Cricket, NOT Baseball,
RUGBY, NOT Gridiron,
And the Kangaroo is a pest, NOT a pet.

An Esky is a solid plastic box to keep your beer cold, and doubles as a chair,
And I drink 'V.B' and not 'Fosters'. 'VICTORIA BITTER'!!!
Australia is the Largest Island in the World!
The First Nation to laugh at our own mistakes, and the best part of the Southern Hemisphere.

MY NAME IS DAVE!! AND I AM AUSTRALIAN!!!!!!!!

Executive Privileges

The first Jewish President of the United States calls his mother in Queens and invites her to come down for Thanksgiving.
She says, "I'd like to, but it's so much trouble. I mean, I have to get a cab to the airport and I hate waiting on Queens Blvd..."
He replies, "Mom! I'm the President! You won't need a cab. I'll send a limousine for you!"
His mother replies, "I know, but then I'll have to get my ticket at the airport and try to get a seat on the plane, and I hate to sit in the middle... it's just too much trouble."
He replies, "Mom! I'm the President of the United States! I'll send Air Force One for you - it's my private jet!"
To which she replies, "Oh, well, but then when we land, I'll have to carry my luggage through the airport and try to get a cab... it's really too much trouble."
He replies, "Mom!! I'm the President! I'll send a helicopter for you! You won't have to lift a finger."
She answers, "Yes, that's nice... but, you know, I still need a hotel room, and the rooms are so expensive and I really don't like the rooms..."
Exasperated, he answers, "Mom! I'm the President! You'll stay at the White House!"
She responds, "Well...all right...I guess I'll come."
The next day, she's on the phone with her friend Betty. "Hello, Sylvia...so what's new?"
Sylvia: "I'm visiting my son for Thanksgiving!"
Betty: "The doctor?"
Sylvia: "No ... the other one." 

When You Have To Go, You Have To Go

An American tourist in London decides to skip his tour group and explore the city on his own. He wanders around, seeing the sights, and occasionally stopping at a quaint pub to soak up the local culture, chat with the lads, and have a pint of beer.
After awhile, he finds himself in a very high-class neighborhood with big, stately residences—no pubs, no stores, no restaurants, and worst of all, no public restrooms. He really, really has to go, especially after all those beers.
He finds a narrow side street, with high walls surrounding the adjacent buildings and decides to use the wall to solve his problem.
As he is unzipping, he is tapped on the shoulder by a London Bobbie, who says, "I say, sir, you simply cannot do that here, you know."
"I'm very sorry, officer," replies the American, "but I really, really have to go, and I just can't find a public restroom."
"Ah, yes," said the Bobbie, "just follow me."
He leads him to a back delivery alley, then along a wall to a gate, which he opens. "In there," points the Bobbie. "Whiz away, anywhere you want."
The fellow enters and finds himself in the most beautiful garden he has ever seen. Manicured grass lawns, statuary, fountains, sculptured hedges, and huge beds of gorgeous flowers, all in perfect bloom. Since he has the cop's blessing, he unburdens himself and is greatly relieved.
As he goes back through the gate, he says to the Bobbie, "That was really decent of you. Is that British hospitality?"
"No," replied the Bobbie, with a satisfied smile on his face, "That is the French Embassy."





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