Copyright Lucy Drumonde 2012
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superhero
http://www.superherodb.com
http://www.thesuperheroquiz.com
http://www.superherojournal.com
http://marvel.com/games/play/31/create_your_own_superhero
http://www.ugo.com/games/superhero-generator-heromachine-2-5
"Don't we all wish we can be a superhero."
In many ways we are our own hero.
Jokes
Q: What is a superhero's favorite part of the joke?
A: The "punch" line!
Q: Where's Spider man's home page?
A: On the world wide web.
Q: What's the difference between Batman and a robber?
A: Batman can go into a store without robin!!
Q: When did An akin Sky walker become evil?
A: In the sith grade!
Q: Whats the difference between Green Lantern and a unicorn?
A: Nothing,they re both fictional characters
Q: What is Superman's greatest weakness?
A: A bucking horse.
Q: What is Doc Ock's favorite month?
A: Ock-tober.
Q: What is Spider-Man's favorite month?
A: Web-ruary.
Q: What superhero uses public transportation?
A: Bus Light year!
Q: What is a superhero's favorite drink?
A: Fruit punch!
Q: How many caped crusaders does it take to change a light-bulb?
A: None. They like the dark.
Q: What position did Bruce Wayne play on his little-league team?
A: He was the bat-boy.
Q: How does Batman's mother call him to dinner?
A: (tune of 1960's theme) Dinner Dinner Dinner Dinner Batman!!!
Q: Why did Bruce's date go badly?
A: Because he has BAT breath!
Q: What does Bat girl wear to bed?
A: Her Dark Knight gown!
Q: What did Superman say when he married two Women on the same day?
A: "That's mighty bigamy!"
Q: What did Lex Luther say when he did the same thing, then killed the women?
A: "That's awful bigamy!"
Q: What would you find in Superman's bathroom?
A: Superbowl.
Q: What do you get if you cross the man of steel with a hot vegetable broth?
A: Souperman!
Q. "What did Doc Ock drive to the bank?"
A. "An armoured car!"
Q: How did Dr. Otto Octavius present his new project?
A: Energetically!
Q: Did you hear about the new comic book super hero?
A: He’s half man and half cow. He’s just one of those unexpected Moooooo-tations.
ttp://www.dailycleanjokes.com/funny-jokes-for-kids/riddles-for-kids/new-superhero
Thanks to:.to all those who contributed all these these jokes, and for making the world a little better place by putting a smile on someones face:)
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