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Jokes
A blind man is sitting on a park bench. A rabbi sits down next to him.
The rabbi is chomping on a piece of matzoh. Taking pity on the blind
man, he breaks off a piece and gives it to the blind man.
Several minutes later, the blind man turns, taps the rabbi on the
shoulder, and asks, "Who wrote this crap?"
Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.Why are bats blind?Well, you wouldn't see too good if you hung upside-down all day, would you?A blind man walks into a shop with his guide dog. He puts the lead on the dog and starts swinging it round through the air by it. The shop assistant is horrified by this cruelty and runs to fetch the manager. The manager rushes up to the blind man saying: "What the hell are you doing? Put that dog down immediately." The blind man replied, "I'm only having a look around."For all Stevie Wonder fans.....Q: Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano?
A: Neither has he!
Q: How did Stevie Wonder meet his wife?
A: Blind date.
Q: Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife?
A: Neither has he
How do you break Steve Wonder's neck?
A: Speed up the music.
Q: What goes ring-ring, ring-ring, ring, Ahhhhhhh!
A: Stevie Wonder answering the iron
Q: What did Stevie Wonder's mother do for punishment?
A: Rearrange the furniture.
Q: Why does Stevie Wonder shake his head when he sings?
A: Because he can't find the microphone. Q: What do you call Stevie Wonder playing tennis? A: Endless love
Q: What's the fastest thing on land?
A: Stevie Wonder's speedboat
Q: Why does Stevie Wonder always smile?
A: No one's told him he's black yet.
Q: Why hasn't Stevie Wonder written a hit in years?
A: He dropped his pencil!
Q: What have Patrick Swayze and Stevie Wonder got in common?
A: Neither of them will see Christmas!
Stevie Wonder walks into a shop swinging a dog above his head. The shop owner says "Can I help you?" Stevie Wonder say "No I'm just having a look around" At a celebrity party, Stevie Wonder meets golf champ Tiger Woods and mentions that he, too, is an excellent golfer. Tiger is a bit skeptical that the blind musician can play golf well, but he's too polite to say anything. "When I tee off, " the singer explains, "I have a guy call to me from the green. My sharp sense of hearing lets me aim." Tiger is impressed, and Stevie suggests that they play a round. When Tiger agrees, Stevie asks, "How about if we play for $10,000 a hole?" Tiger insists he couldn't possibly play him for money because of his sight handicap. But Stevie argues and badgers Tiger until Tiger finally relents Stevie says, "You pick the place and I'll pick the time?" Tiger says, "Fine. Pebble Beach" Stevie replies, "Midnight!"
Courtesy of: http://www.bestmidi.com/jokes/short.php andhttp://www.jokes4us.com
Thanks to:.to all those who contributed all these these jokes, and for making the world a little better place by putting a smile on someones face:)
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