Mouth

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http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/mouth

http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/mouthdisorders.html

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Jokes

There was once a wide mouth frog...

There was once a wide mouth frog. She had babies and she didn't know what to feed them. She went to the cow, talking with her mouth real wide, she said, "COW, WHAT DO YOU FEED YOUR BABIES?" The Cow said, "I feed my babies milk." She went on to the horse. Talking with her mouth real wide, she said, "HORSE, WHAT DO YOU FEED YOUR BABIES?" "I feed my babies hay." said the horse. Finally she came to a snake. Talking with her mouth real wide, she said, "SNAKE, WHAT DO YOU FEED YOUR BABIES?" The snake said, "I feed my babies wide mouth frogs." So the frog said, with her mouth really small, "Oh, is that so."

Big Mouth Mahathir

Anwar was heard to moan in jail to his wife,' I've had a lot of trouble trusting Mahathir over these years. Whenever you see him rolling his eyes, he's telling the truth. Whenever you see him stroking his chin, he's telling the truth. Whenever you see him fiddling with his tie, he's telling the truth.'' So how do you know when he's lying?' Wan Azizah said.' When he opens his mouth,' came the reply.

The devout cowboy lost his Bible

The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range.
Three weeks later, a cow walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The cowboy couldn`t believe his eyes.
He took the precious book out of the cow`s mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, "It`s a miracle!?"
"Not really", said the cow. "Your name is written inside the cover".

What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?

What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?Lefty.

I used to not get on with my mother-in-law...

I used to not get on with my mother-in-law, but over the last few months I've developed quite an attachment for her.It goes over her head and a strap comes down under her chin to keep her mouth shut!

Courtesy of: source: http://www.jokebuddha.com/Mouth#ixzz1wnrZZH4J

http://jokes.contentavailable.com/i/Animal_World/There_was_once_a_wide_mouth_frog.../5955

Thanks to:.to all those who contributed all these these jokes, and for making the world a little better place by putting a smile on someones face:)