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Jokes

Worst possible joke

Question: An elephant falls in luv wid n Ant. But Ant’s parents r against their marriage. Why?
Answer: They gave a solid reason... Ladke ke daant (teeth) bahar hain

Question: Who was the 1st Indian woman fly abroad?
Answer: Sita with Ravan

Question: What does the kangaroo say when she finds her baby missing?
Answer: Aaila!!!!! kisi ne mera pocket maar liya

Question: An elephant falls in luv wid n Ant. But Ant’s parents r against their marriage. Why?
Answer: They gave a solid reason... Ladke ke daant (teeth) bahar hain

Possible IBM acronyms

IBM: It's Being Mended
IBM: Inmense Ball of Muck
IBM: I Believe in Memorex
IBM: It's Better than Macintosh!
IBM: Idiots Built Me
IBM: Intense Bowel Movement
IBM: Inferior But Marketable?
IBM: I've Been Mislead
IBM: It's Better Manually
IBM: Infinitly Better Macintosh
IBM: Indefinitly Boggled Machine
IBM: I Bought a Mac
IBM: I Blame Microsoft.
IBM: I Bought Macintosh
IBM: I'll Buy Macintosh
IBM: I've Been Moved
IBM: I've Been Mugged
IBM: Incontinent Bowel Movement
IBM: Identical Blue Men
IBM: Idiotic Bit Masher
IBM: Idiots Become Managers
IBM: Incompatible Business Machines
IBM: Incredibly Boring Machine
IBM: Infernal Bloody Monopoly
IBM: Institute of Black Magic
IBM: Internal Beaurocratic Mess
IBM: International Brotherhood of Magicians
IBM: Intolerant of Beards and Mustaches
IBM: It'll Be Messy
IBM: It's Backwards, Man
IBM: Itty Bitty Machines
IBM: Itty Bitty Morons
IBM: It Barely Moves
IBM: I Buy Mainframes
IBM compatible - IBM contemptible






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