Copyright Lucy Drumonde 2011.JOkes
What person adds best in hot weather? A summer.
What is a Mexican weather report? Chilli today, hot tamale.
Who is it that everybody listens to but nobody believes? The weatherman.
Gosh, it”s raining cats and dogs, said Fred looking out of the kitchen window. “I know,” said his mother. “I’ve just stepped in a poodle!”
There’s a technical term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days. It’s called Monday.
What do clouds want to be when they grow up? -Thunderstorms
In the summer desert heat, what did a dust devil say to the over-talkative dust devil? -You are really blowing a lot of hot air
A weather intern walks into a bar and asks for a Cold Draft. Suddenly the bar door swings open and gusty cool air fills up the bar. After drinking his Draft things seem to get back to normal. The guy then orders a Thunderclap on ice. Suddenly the roof gets pelted with hail stones and an intense lightning flash and thunderous explosion rock the bar. After drinking his Thunderclap things seem to once again get back to normal. Feeling rather good at this point he asks for a third drink- ordering a Tornado on the rocks. This time the bar is not only pelted with even larger hail stones but ferocious winds rip the door off its hinges, shake the bar violently and break every window. Feeling extra good and cocky at this point he then orders an extra large and extra strong Hurricane. The bartender after this request looks up at the guy perplexed and says, “Sorry fella, we have no Hurricanes in Kansas”.
Why did the tornado get arrested? -For speeding, theft, vandalism, assault and murder
Where is a tornado put in jail to be punished? -In a high pressure cell What type of music do lightning bolts listen to? -Rock and Roll
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