Judgement

Copyright Lucy Drumonde 2011.

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A curious fellow died one day and found himself waiting in the long line of judgment. As he stood there, he noticed that some souls were allowed to march right through the pearly gates into Heaven. Others though, were led over to Satan who threw them into the burning pit. Every so often, instead of hurling a poor soul into the fire, Satan would toss that soul off to one side into a small pile.

After watching Satan do this several times, the fellow's curiosity got the best of him. He strolled over and asked Satan what he was doing. "Excuse me, Prince of Darkness," he said. "I'm waiting in line for judgment, but I couldn't help wondering, why are you tossing those people aside instead of flinging them into the Fires of Hell with the others?"

"Oh those . . .," Satan groaned. "They're all from Michigan. They're still too cold and wet to burn."




9 THINGS GOD WON'T ASK on that judgment day...



1. God won't ask what kind of car you drove; He'll ask how many

people you drove who didn't have transportation.

2. God won't ask the square footage of your house, He'll ask how

many people you welcomed into your home.

3. God won't ask about the clothes you had in your closet, He'll

ask how many you helped to clothe.

4. God won't ask what your highest salary was; He'll ask if you

compromised your character to obtain it, and performed your job to the

best of your ability.

5. God won't ask how many friends you had; He'll ask how many

people to whom you were a friend.

6. God won't ask in what neighborhood you lived, He'll ask how

you treated your neighbors.

7. God won't ask about the color of your skin, He'll ask about

the content of your character.

8. God won't ask why it took you so long to seek Salvation;

He'll lovingly take you to your mansion in heaven, and not to the gates of

Hell.

9.God won't have to ask how many people you forwarded this to.

He already knows whether you will or not.


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