Faults

Copyright Lucy Drumonde 2011.

" Wow does that mean i can blame someone ? "
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JOkes
A man is digging a hole at the same time that his friend is covering up the same hole. And thus they spend the day, one digs and the other one covers up. Curious, a passerby who can no longer keep quiet watching the surrealist scene, approaches the two men and asks, "Gentlemen, what exactly does this mean?"

"Well, we're working," one of them answers.
"And are you positive there's nothing wrong with what you're doing?"
"Well, if there is something wrong here, it's Joaquim's fault. He didn't show up today."
"And who's Joaquim?" asks the passerby.

"He is the guy who sows the seed."



SYMPTOM: Hands hurt, nose hurts, mind unusually clear.


FAULT: You have been in a fight.

ACTION: Apologize to everyone you see, just in case it was them.


SYMPTOM: Floor blurred.


FAULT: You are looking through bottom of empty glass.

ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer.


SYMPTOM: Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet.


FAULT: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face.

ACTION: Retire to restroom, practice in mirror.

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