Dating

Copyright Lucy Drumonde 2011.

All in the fun of Dating!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denial
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bargaining
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acceptance
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dating

Jokes

After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him at the restaurant so he would have an excuse to leave if something like this happened. When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression and said, "I have some bad news. My grandfather just died."


"Thank heavens," his date replied. "If yours hadn't, mine would have had to!"


Yeah, my boyfriend and I just split up. I finally faced up to the fact that we're incompatible. I'm a Gemini and he's an asshole."


A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."


Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late.


Courtesy of Joke-archives.com and bitoffun.com