Love and Money

Copyright Lucy Drumonde 2011.

There are never guarantees of finding love and money to pure happiness.

As some would say...depending on how much money would make one content?
Does money buy love?

Not long ago did i think love was suppose to be simple yet complicated, but putting money into the mix was just as confusing.
Money was and still is a concern of problems to many families. It is a balancing act for parents who have to contend with their own wants  of their children.
As to say in today's day in age all about not just focusing on your own financial priories,but if you have a family it all coming down to balancing just like any other issue in ones life.
If your single one advantage learn to manage the money on your own and focus on your own needs.
I guess that goes for every individual... love and money are not similar yet must learn to work together.

Money cannot buy you love, sure give you temporary happiness.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Love
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Money
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Love_and_Money
http://www.blogthings.com/wouldyouchooseloveormoneyquiz/
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1394900/Money-really-buy-love-Lottery-winner-2-5m-bank--share-with.html?ito=feeds-newsxml
http://beginnersinvest.about.com/cs/personalfinance1/a/061001a.htm
http://blogues.desjardins.com/jeanremydeschenes-en/2011/05/love-and-money-a-users-guide.php

Jokes

One PAYDAY, MR. GOODBAR wanted a BIT O'HONEY, so he took MARY JANE behind the POWERHOUSE on the corner of CLARK and FIFTH AVENUE. He gave her a big HERSHEY KISS and began to feel her MOUNDS, that was pure ALMOND JOY. It made her TOOTSIE ROLL! He let out a SNICKER as his BUTTERFINGER moved through her JUICY FRUIT and caused a MILKY WAY. She screamed "OH HENRY" as she squeezed his GOOBERS and made his MR. PEANUT brittle. "That's GOOD N' PLENTY," MARY JANE said. "You're even better than the THREE MUSKETEERS!" Soon she was more than a bit CHUNKY and nine months later had BABY RUTH.



A man was approached by co-worker at lunch who invited him out for a few beers after work. The man said that his wife would never go for it, that she does not allow him to go drinking with the guys after work. The co-worker suggested a way to overcome that problem: "When you get home tonight, sneak into the house, slide down under the sheets, gently pull down your wife's panties, and give her oral sex. Women love it, and believe me, she'll never mention that you were out late with the boys."

So the man agreed to try it, and went out and enjoyed himself. Late that night, he sneaked into the house, slid down under the sheets, gently slid down his wife's panties, and gave her oral sex. She moaned and groaned with pleasure, but after a little while, he realized he had to take a leak, so he told he he'd be right back, got out of bed and walked down the hall to the bathroom. When he opened the door and went in, he was very surprised to see his wife sitting on the john.

"How did you get in here?" he asked.
"Shhhhh!!!" she replied, "you'll wake-up my mother!"


A wealthy couple had planned to go out for the evening. The woman of the house decided to give their butler, Jerves, the rest of the night off. She said they would be home very late, and that he should just enjoy his evening.
As it turned out, however, the wife wasn't having a good time at the party, so she came home early, alone. Her husband had to stay with the others since several of his important clients were there.
As the woman walked into her house, she saw Jerves
She looked at him and smiled. "Jerves," she said, "take off my dress." He did this carefully. "Jerves," she continued, "take off my stockings and garter." He silently obeyed her. "Jerves," she then said, "remove my bra and panties." As he did this, the tension continued to mount.

She looked at him and then said, "Jerves, if I ever catch you wearing my clothes again, you're fired!"

Courtesy of Deeplake.com