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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mosquito
http://science.howstuffworks.com/environmental/life/zoology/insects-arachnids/mosquito.htm
http://insected.arizona.edu/skeeterinfo.htm
http://www.mosquito.org
http://www.torontosun.com/2012/07/03/west-nile-virus-detected-in-toronto-mosquitoes
As we are in a new month that means July we are in summer season.
With all the gazzilion blogs out there,i hope i could spread my two cents ... I am sure with spreading a few more good coins with a few jokes.
That also means our friends the mosquitos are here to visit us.
Would it be fair to say, to slap your friend if they had a mosquito on them without knowing.
O R slapping them just to rescue from a mosquito bite?
With the West Nile virus upon us,who knows?
Fear can be rearing its ugly hand.
Enjoy your summer.
JOkes
How do you know if you have a tough mosquito?
You slap him and he slaps you back!
What is the most religious insect?
A mosque-ito!
What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code?
A morese-quito!
What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?
Try sewing buttons on a mosquito!
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
The Masked-quito!
What has antlers and sucks blood?
A moose-quito!
What is a mosquito's favourite sport?
Skin-diving!
What's the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito?
A mosquito drops off you when you die!
Why are mosquitos religious?
They prey on you!
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
To improve his bite!
You slap him and he slaps you back!
What is the most religious insect?
A mosque-ito!
What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code?
A morese-quito!
What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?
Try sewing buttons on a mosquito!
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
The Masked-quito!
What has antlers and sucks blood?
A moose-quito!
What is a mosquito's favourite sport?
Skin-diving!
What's the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito?
A mosquito drops off you when you die!
Why are mosquitos religious?
They prey on you!
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
To improve his bite!
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a mosquito.
Go away, sucker.
Go away, sucker.
Who's there?
Mosquito.
Mosquito who?
Mosquito smoking soon.
Two mosquitoes were buzzing round when they saw a drunken man.
One said to the other, "You bite him ? I'm driving."
One said to the other, "You bite him ? I'm driving."
What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema? Fancy a bite?
What did the mosquito say when he saw a camel's hump?
Gee, did I do that.?...
What did the mosquito say when he saw a camel's hump?
Gee, did I do that.?...
Courtesy of:http://www.ahajokes.com/mosquito_jokes.html
http://www.jokedictionary.com/jokes/m/mosquitojokes.htm
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