Wednesday, July 4, 2012

Mosquito

Copyright Lucy Drumonde 2012

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mosquito
http://science.howstuffworks.com/environmental/life/zoology/insects-arachnids/mosquito.htm
http://insected.arizona.edu/skeeterinfo.htm
http://www.mosquito.org
http://www.torontosun.com/2012/07/03/west-nile-virus-detected-in-toronto-mosquitoes

As we are in a new month that means July we are in summer season.
With all the gazzilion blogs out there,i hope i could spread my two cents ... I am sure with spreading a few more good coins with a few jokes.
That also means our friends the mosquitos are here to visit us.
Would it be fair to say, to slap your friend if they had a mosquito on them without knowing.
O R slapping them just to rescue from a mosquito bite?
With the West Nile virus upon us,who knows?
Fear can be rearing its ugly hand.
Enjoy your summer.

JOkes

How do you know if you have a tough mosquito?
You slap him and he slaps you back!

What is the most religious insect?
A mosque-ito!

What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code?
A morese-quito!

What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?
Try sewing buttons on a mosquito!

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
The Masked-quito!

What has antlers and sucks blood?
A moose-quito!

What is a mosquito's favourite sport?
Skin-diving!

What's the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito?
A mosquito drops off you when you die!

Why are mosquitos religious?
They prey on you!

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
To improve his bite!

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a mosquito.
Go away, sucker.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mosquito.
Mosquito who?
Mosquito smoking soon.


Two mosquitoes were buzzing round when they saw a drunken man.
One said to the other, "You bite him ? I'm driving."


What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema? Fancy a bite?
What did the mosquito say when he saw a camel's hump?

Gee, did I do that.?...





Courtesy of:http://www.ahajokes.com/mosquito_jokes.html
http://www.jokedictionary.com/jokes/m/mosquitojokes.htm

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