Willpower

Copyright Lucy Drumonde 2012

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Willpower

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/willpower

http://www.successconsciousness.com/index_000006.htm

http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=the-willpower-paradox

http://www.stevepavlina.com/blog/2005/06/self-discipline-willpower

It's a long way

to keep going

just going

long way

way

ward

until one is heard

being stood

lost in the hood

being fooled

misunderstood

its a long way

to the top

 one cannot stop

to knock

on the block

get some chalk

start to walk

don't park

look at your flock

walk away from the mock

keep going

It's a long way 

to the

top

if you wish to roll and rock

take stock

of your flock

not crock

JOkes

Halve Your Cake & Eat It Too

A woman in our diet club was lamenting that she had gained weight. She’d made her family’s favorite cake over the weekend, she reported, and they’d eaten half of it at dinner.

The next day, she said, she kept staring at the other half, until finally she had cut a thin slice for herself. One slice led to another, and soon the whole cake was gone. The woman went on to tell us how upset she was with her lack of willpower, and how she knew her husband would be disappointed.

Everyone commiserated until someone asked what her husband said when he found out. She smiled. “He never found out. I made another cake and ate half!”

Willpower

There are these three men that have to cross a large river.
So the first guy goes to the river and says please God give me the strength to cross this river, so he gets huge muscles and swims across.
The next one prays to God and asks for strength and intelligence to cross the river, so he looked around and saw a tree, makes it into a rowboat, and rows ac cross the river.
The third guy says "God give me Strength, Intelligence, and Willpower to cross this river. God turns him into a women, then she looks over - sees a bridge - and crosses it.

Will Power

An old man lived alone in Minnesota. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work.

His only son, who would have helped him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned his situation.

Dear Son, I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant  my potato garden this year. 

I hate to miss doing the garden, because your mother always loved planting time. I'm just getting too old to  be digging up a  garden plot.If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me, if you weren't in prison.                                                                

Love, Dad

Shortly, the old man received this telegram:

'For Heaven's sake, Dad, don't dig up the garden!! That's where I buried the GUNS!'   At  4a.m.

The next morning,

A dozen FBI agents and local police officers showed up and dug up the entire garden without finding any guns.

Confused, the old man wrote another note to his son telling him what happened, and a sked him what to do next.

His son's reply was: 'Go ahead and plant your potatoes, Dad. It's the best I could do for you from here.'

- Moral Of the Story

NO MATTER WHERE YOU ARE IN THE WORLD,

IF YOU HAVE DECIDED TO DO SOMETHING DEEP FROM YOUR HEART, YOU CAN DO IT.

IT IS THE THOUGHT THAT MATTERS NOT WHERE YOU ARE OR WHERE THE PERSON IS. 

I've just come out of the shop with a meat and potato pie, large chips, mushy peas & a jumbo sausage.

A poor homeless man sat there and said 'I've not eaten for two days' I told him 'I wish I had your f*cking will power'

Courtesy ofhttp://www.jokes-news.com/search/willpower

http://www.funnyandjokes.com/willpower.html

http://jokes4enjoyment.blogspot.ca/2008/09/will-power.html

http://darkjokeshumor.blogspot.ca/2011/01/dark-jokes-will-power.html

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