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Honey I'm Home
Timothy Scott Foulbert
I arrived home from work to find all the windows and doors wide open. Apparently our puppy had had an accident.
"Yeah, it really stank," my daughter told me. "In fact, when we first walked in, I thought you had come home early and were cooking dinner."
Home Again
Did you hear about the new household cleaner just on the market called "Bachelor?" It works fast, and leaves no ring.
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Thanks ... to all those who contributed all these these jokes, and for making the world a little better place by putting a smile on someones face:)
"Yeah, it really stank," my daughter told me. "In fact, when we first walked in, I thought you had come home early and were cooking dinner."
Home Again
Teresita Corcuera
Our 25-year-old son moved back home with an eye toward socking away money to buy a condo. We never bothered asking how long he'd planned to stay, but I got a pretty good idea when I walked into his room recently. In the corner was a milk jug with a few coins in it and a label that read "Condo down payment."Did you hear about the new household cleaner just on the market called "Bachelor?" It works fast, and leaves no ring.
Courtesy of http://laughs.rd.com and http://www.mrsmegabyte.com/garden7.html
Thanks ... to all those who contributed all these these jokes, and for making the world a little better place by putting a smile on someones face:)
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