Copyright Lucy Dumonde 2011.JOkes
Once upon a time there were two muffins in the microwave. Suddenly, on of the muffins says:
"Man it's hot in here!!!!"
The other muffin exclaims,
"Look a talking muffin!!!!"
Why don't aliens eat clowns.
Because they taste funny.
Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested?
He was charged with battery.
2 ft. of my cock in your ass.
What do diapers and Politicians have in common?
They both need changing regularly - for exactly the same reason. What is the definition of the early evening news?
It starts with the words "Good evening" then spends the next half an hour tellling you why it isn't one.
What is the best definition of a mixed emotion?
Watching the mother-in-law reverse off a cliff driving your brand new car.
What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident?
It was touch and go but he is all right now.Why did the room packed with married people seem empty?
What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen
Apple juice for twenty minutes? Because it said Concentrate on the side of the can.
What would you have if you had four peaches and three pears in one hand with four pears and three peaches in the other?
Incredibly large hands.
Incredibly large hands.
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Thanks ... to all those who contributed all these these jokes, and for making the world a little better place by putting a smile on someones face:)
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