“I think on-stage nudity is disgusting, shameful and damaging to all things American. But if I were 22 with a great body, it would be artistic, tasteful, patriotic and a progressive religious experience." Shelly Winters
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Out-of-body_experience
http://www.oberf.org
http://www.mcs.ca/vitalspark/2010_conciousness/206ob01.html
http://www.near-death.com/experiences/paranormal11.html
http://www.lucidity.com/NL32.OBEandLD.html
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6zHbeMhuRA
JOkes
”All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was in charge.
"I should be in charge," said the brain, "Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."
"I should be in charge," said the blood, "Because I circulate oxygen all over, so without me you'd all waste away."
"I should be in charge," said the stomach, "Because I process food and give all of your energy."
"I should be in charge!" demanded the rectum, "Because I'm responsible for waste removal."
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, and the blood was toxic. Eventually the other organs gave in and all agreed that the rectum should be the boss.
The Moral Of The Story: You don't have to be smart or important to be in charge... just an a*****e!
"I should be in charge," said the blood, "Because I circulate oxygen all over, so without me you'd all waste away."
"I should be in charge," said the stomach, "Because I process food and give all of your energy."
"I should be in charge!" demanded the rectum, "Because I'm responsible for waste removal."
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, and the blood was toxic. Eventually the other organs gave in and all agreed that the rectum should be the boss.
The Moral Of The Story: You don't have to be smart or important to be in charge... just an a*****e!
Bart: Oh, no. I used Dad's credit card to buy this!Lisa: Yeesh. How much was it?Bart: $350.Lisa: Ooh...
[a ghostly Nelson at Bart's shoulder saying "Ha ha!"]
[at the Kwik-E-Mart, Nelson writhes on the floor]Apu: Oh my God. This boy is having an out-of-body experience. This is
very...bad for business.
[a ghostly Nelson at Bart's shoulder saying "Ha ha!"]
[at the Kwik-E-Mart, Nelson writhes on the floor]Apu: Oh my God. This boy is having an out-of-body experience. This is
very...bad for business.
Courtesy of theforumsite.com,www.nohomers.net,and thinkexist.com
Thank you to all those who contributed all these these jokes, and for making the world a little better place by putting a smile on someones face:)
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