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JOkes
ASAP: as soon as possible
A/S/L: Age/Sex/Location
ATM: At The Moment
BATR: Bouncing Around the Room
BBFCFM: Big Black Furry Creature From Mars
BBS: be back soon
BFF: Best Friends Forever
BIC: Bitch Is Crazy
BRB: be right back
BTGOG: by the grace of God
BTSOOM: beats the shit out of me
BTSOOY: beats the shit out of you
BTW: by the way
BYOB: bring your own beer
DFC: dead fucking center
DMB: Dave Matthews Band
ELOL: evil laugh out loud
FEFY: Fast Enough For You
FLW: Four Letter Word
FMU: from my understanding
FTF: face-to-face
FTR: for the record
FWIW: for what it's worth
FWTW: for what that's worth
FUBAR: fucked up beyond all recognition
FYI: for your information
GA: go ahead
GIAT: give it a try
GMTA: Great minds think alike
GTBT: Good Times Bad Times
GWOS: goes without saying
HAND: have a nice day
HTH: happy to help
HYHU: Hold Your Head Up
IAC: in any case
IAE: in any event
IANAL: i am not a lawyer
IDK: i didn't know
IFIOS :I found it on jokes4us.com
IIH: if it helps
IIWY: if i were you
IMO: in my opinion
IMCO: in my considered opinion
IMHBIO: in my humble but informed opinion
IMHO: in my humble/honest opinion
IMNSHO: in my not so humble opinion
IOW: in other words
IRL: in real life (as opposed to online)
ITA: if that's alright
LAY: laughing at you
LMAO: Laughing my ass off
LOL: laugh out loud
LXL: "limb by limb"
MMGAMOIO: My minds got a mind of its own
NFW: no friggin' (fucking) way
NPC: not politically correct
NRN: no reply necessary
NSTAAFL: no such thing as a free lunch
NBTYRSP: now back to your regularly scheduled program(ming)
OMG: Oh My God
OMT: one more time
OOC: out of control or out of commission
OTC: over the counter
OTN: on the net
OTR: on the road (mobile IM)
OTOH: on the other hand
PITA: pain in the ass
PMITE: "punch me in the eye"
ROTFL: rolling on the floor laughing
ROTFLMAO: rolling on the floor laughing my ass off
RSN: real soon now
SEG: shit-eating grin
SFWM: Stop Fucking With Me
SITD: still in the dark
SIYNE: smilies if you need em
SMD: Suck My Dick
SOB: Son of a Bitch
SSIA: subject says it all
TIA: thanks in advance
TIC: tongue in cheek
TMI: too much information
TTYL: talk to ya later
WMGGW: While My Guitar Gently Weeps
WSP: Widespread Panic
WTF: what the fuck
YEM: You Enjoy Myself
YFL: You Fucking Loser
YHBT: you have been trolled
YHL: you have lost
YYSSW: yeah yeah sure sure whatever
Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde. Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.
She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."
Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!"
Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape.
The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.
She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."
The redhead then screams, "tornado!!"
Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution.
By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.
She also says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."
The blonde shouts, "fire!!"
Courtesy of www.jokes4us.com,and www.ebaumsworld.com
Thank you to all those who contributed all these these jokes, and for making the world a little better place by putting a smile on someones face:)
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