Uncertain

Copyright Lucy Drumonde 2020

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Nothing brings more feeling of uncertainty than a pandemic.

It has been awhile I have published any of my cartoons.

The craziness of this lies only to reject on the growing anxiety and feeling .Where does life go from here ?

 I believe, hope is better than nothing. All of what happens in the moment remains in uncertain during CO-VID 19.

Thank God for a good joke.

Debts:  The certain outcome of an uncertain income.

                                                                                  Jokes

Knock Knock. Who is there ? Seriously, do not touch my door and get back six meters to social distance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 

 Because the chicken behind it didn’t know how to socially distance properly.

 I ran out of soap and body wash and all I could find was dish detergent. 

Then it Dawned on me.

   I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger ,but then it hit me.

I used to think i am indecisive. But now i am not sure.

The future, the present ,and the past walk in to a bar . 

Things got a little tense.

People used to be a lot more optimistic in the past, but things have taken quite a turn haven't they. The economy's uncertain, salaries are shrinking, jobs are dissipating. Morale is generally quite low nowadays.

If the elevator were invented today, it would be called the plunger.

Kermit the Frog went to the bank to request a loan.

The teller, Patty Whack, asked him for references.

"Well, my dad's Mick Jagger," Kermit replied.

Uncertain, Patty then asked him if he had any collatoral.

"Here's something from my shelf", he answered, handing her a small decoration.

Now confused, Patty told him she had to speak with her manager.

"Mr Jones," she said, "I don't know what to do. Kermit the Frog is asking for money, he says his dad is Mick Jagger, and his only collateral is this thing. I don't even know what it is!"

The manager replies, "It's a knick-knack, Patty Whack, give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."

What do you call an uncertain bee?

A maybe

Guaranteed way to get through the covid19 quarantine and barely notice or remember it.

Tune to any local tv station and take a shot every time a commercial says “uncertain times”.

An electron walked into a bar

Actually it might have been a club. I'm uncertain.

A man hears a knock at his door, and is surprised to see

a polar bear standing before him.

"Hi," says the white bear, "I'm the bear of good news. A distant relative of yours passed away a while ago, but it turns out he entrusted a large fortune to you in his will."

"Great," says the man. "Thanks for the good news."

Later, the man hears another knock at his door. He answers the door to find a panda before him.

"I'm the bear of uncertain news," says the panda.

"Alright..." acknowledges the man with a furrowed brow.

"As it turns out, your inherited fortune is entirely in the form of uninsured bonds. Depending on how the market turns out this month, you might not be able to receive any money at all. But, well, it could go either way."

"I see," says the man, closing the door.

The next day, there's another knock. The man opens the door to a large grizzly.

"Let me guess," says the man, "you're going to tell me about my inheritance bonds?"

The grizzly shrugs. "Well, I hate to be the bear of bad news."

Guaranteed way to get through the covid- 19 quarantine and barely notice or remember it.

Tune to any local tv station and take a shot every time a commercial says “uncertain times”.

Courtesy of:Just-One-Liners.com.webarchive

https://www.fatherly.com/play/best-coronavirus-jokes

https://parade.com/1040121/marynliles/one-liners

https://upjoke.com/uncertain-jokes

Thanks to:.to all those who contributed all these these jokes, and for making the world a little better place by putting a smile on someones face:)

Out of Body.

Copyright Lucy Drumonde 2011/Tom Wilson

“I think on-stage nudity is disgusting, shameful and damaging to all things American. But if I were 22 with a great body, it would be artistic, tasteful, patriotic and a progressive religious experience." Shelly Winters

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Out-of-body_experience

http://www.oberf.org

http://www.mcs.ca/vitalspark/2010_conciousness/206ob01.html

http://www.near-death.com/experiences/paranormal11.html

http://www.lucidity.com/NL32.OBEandLD.html

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6zHbeMhuRA

JOkes

”All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was in charge.

"I should be in charge," said the brain, "Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."
"I should be in charge," said the blood, "Because I circulate oxygen all over, so without me you'd all waste away."
"I should be in charge," said the stomach, "Because I process food and give all of your energy."
"I should be in charge!" demanded the rectum, "Because I'm responsible for waste removal."
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, and the blood was toxic. Eventually the other organs gave in and all agreed that the rectum should be the boss.
The Moral Of The Story: You don't have to be smart or important to be in charge... just an a*****e!

Bart: Oh, no. I used Dad's credit card to buy this!Lisa: Yeesh. How much was it?Bart: $350.Lisa: Ooh...
[a ghostly Nelson at Bart's shoulder saying "Ha ha!"]
[at the Kwik-E-Mart, Nelson writhes on the floor]Apu: Oh my God. This boy is having an out-of-body experience. This is
very...bad for business.

Courtesy of theforumsite.com,www.nohomers.net,and thinkexist.com

Thank you to all those who contributed all these these jokes, and for making the world a little better place by putting a smile on someones face:)

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Buz

            Given how amny months Canadians are surviving winter wonder if any birds decided to stay.
          It is known birds fly south for the winter. Do some birds who decide to stay behind ever wonder,they
          rather be down south.

          Buz is listening to his friend's poor hummingbird decision.

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                                        Visit http://www.artdogstdio.com/ to learn more about my art.

www.artdogclipart.com

                              ArtDogclipart.com is up is coming up on the server.
                         I t has taken abit of awhile to put this together hopefully for the best.

Artist Shadow in a Shutter.

An Artist Shadow in a Shutter.

An Artist Shadow in a Shutter was an animation i did couple years ago.
It is a little snipit from the animated film.
My animation was a series of line drawings explaining how our spirit and body are so entwined together.
The elements are very simple.
The character is surrounded by its own aura.
I was challenging the idea from a poem i had created ,and decided to experiment from there.

Visit www.artdogstdio.com/film and animation.

I hope you enjoy it.

Lucy Drumonde

Twibes.com

I joined Twibes.com.

If you have a current Twitter account,Twibes .com allowes you to connect with other memebers in different groups such as marketing,art,politics etc.

Sections i have joined are Art,Networking Women,Marketing,Entrepreneur,Graphic Design,Illustrationz,Bloggers,Rebel_Filmmaking.

Great way to connect in social marketing i similiar business or personal interests.

The Line and Colour of an Artist.

The provocation of line and colour have been the subsequent value in the relationship of the art and the artist.In future representation of the model ,and the artist's art harmonizes with the intensity of colour.
History illustrates the value of design as to view some examples such as, Egon Schiele,Gustave Klimt,Peter Max,and Alexander Caldwell.
It is not hard to reissue the theory of line and colour.Simplicity is the key to equal balance.The balance is in the drawing of the with the paper and pencil.Equating the intensity of the human form,I the artist feel the need to examine the rhythm,and the lyrical aspects of its surface.
In the past,I came to appreciate Peter Max's style,and useful technique of colour.
As well have come fond of Egan Schiele's drawings,and Gustave Klimt's whimsical patterns. In every respect ,most of these artists I have mentioned above have influenced and have given me guidance into my own unique style; of course this to me comprehends true love with linear observation ,and the affair with the uncanniness of colour.


Lucy Drumonde

Tour of ArtDogStudio Slideshow.

I also have created a slideshow for your viewing pleasure

Enjoy.




Lucy

Clip Art coming soon.

Art Dog Studio will have a clip art section which is currently in construction.

At the moment the public can actually see various media i have created.

I had a chance to participate to an e-magazine called, Arti'shake by Arts for Global Development/www.art4development.net.

The magazine is an e-publication of interdisplinary and inters- sartorial issues, political with arts and development.
I included a poem and an illustration to link the idea of women in many cross cultures. In many similar social economic fates and political issues in regards to celebrating womanhood all over the world.

Female activisim on how youth and elderly translate social engagement ,and empowerment through peace building in under privilage countries.

The Spirit of Women
By Lucy Drumonde, Canada....

With these hands life begins to grow....
Flowing in femininity and grace....
Women hold many possibilities
To embrace struggle and pain....
In one's gain to let go of a child and grow....
Fulfill the world and dreams....
Narrowing into shadows and death....
Hope for a birth of a new life....
The spirit of a woman....
Holds the key to continuation....
Of life, liberation, and wisdom.

See illustration entitled '' Old Lady’’, Chalk .92

Art Dog Studio Sample Illustrations by Lucy Drumonde.

Here are some of the samples seen on ArtDogStdio.com website.

As explained in the last blog ''The Line of an Artist'', my work stems form influences of various artists mentioned in my last blog.

With the use of simplicity, the use colour and shape of the line.

I try to format the idea in cartooning and illustration and allow the intuition of colour to inspire me along in new creative ideas.The human body is a excellent resource for elusive drawing discovery and experimentation.

It displays many of the shapes , and lines of contour that surfaces on the skin of an individual. Creating an opportunity for imagined design or drawing.

Lucy Drumonde