Impression

Copyright Lucy Drumonde 2011.

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JOkes

GOOD FIRST IMPRESSION?

A young doctor was just setting up his first office when his


secretary told him there was a man to see him. The doctor


wanted to make a good first impression by having the man


think he was successful and very busy. He told his secretary


to show the man in.

At that moment, the doctor picked up the telephone and


pretended to be having a conversation with a patient. The


man waited until the "conversation" was over. Then, the


doctor put the telephone down and asked, "Can I help you?"


To which the man replied, "No, I'm just here to connect your


telephone."

Making a Good Impression

Don't Say This to Your New Girlfriend's Parents...



1. My parole officer thinks Sara has a calming effect on me.


2. Did you see that saucer that flew over town yesterday?


3. Which one of you taught Sara to give such great head?


4. Can you believe it! Those idiots at the corner market won't cash my welfare check!


5. We're going to keep our relationship quiet for now. My wife can be rather vindictive at times.


6. Those home pregnancy kits aren't very reliable in my opinion.


7. Sara is so pretty I've decided to give up being bisexual just for her.


8. Nice place you got here. That painting looks expensive. I bet a nice home like this came with a safe already built in, didn't it?


9. There ain't nothing that beats that great feeling of knowing your HIV test results are negative! I bet Sara's will be okay too.


10. Can I pull my car into your garage? I'm not sure how long that cop car will stay lost.










 
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