Copyright Lucy Drumonde 2011.
http://www.deadsea.co.il/
http://www.jewishvirtuallibrary.org/jsource/vie/Deadsea.html
http://www.extremescience.com/dead-sea.htm
http://www.bibleplaces.com/deadsea.htm
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"When I was a boy, the Dead Sea was only sick." George Burns
Aladdin Dead Sea Tupperware Joke
At the very start of Disney's Aladdin, the merchant hold up a plain white box and says: Look at this! I have never seen one of these intact before! This is the famous dead sea tupperware! Listen (holds box to his ear, lifts lid off a fraction and makes a raspberry noise, clearly trying to make you think the box is making it.) Ah! Still Good!
A phone call to G-d
The chief rabbi of Israel goes to Vatican city to have a conference with the pope.
After the pope and chief rabbi had their conference, the pope pulls out a telephone and starts to dial a number. He then starts an intensive conversation.
After the call, the pope could see that the rabbi was curious what was going on. The pope says "I was just talking to G-d, would you like to?" The rabbi says sure.
The pope says OK but it will cost 25 dollars. The rabbi says I must Daven too. He pays, then dials and davens to G-d, and then returns to Israel.
A year later the pope comes to Israel on one of these conference trips. At the end of the conference, the rabbi pulls out a phone, dials and davens to G-d.
When he was finished, he offered the phone to the pope and said the call will cost 25 cents. The pope asks the rabbi why he is charging him so cheaply. The rabbi replays "from here it is a local call."
Courtesy Justin Owens, Fountain, NC, USA
What can you tell me about the Dead Sea
Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?
Pupil: Dead?, I didn't even know he was sick!...
Courtesyof:http://answers.yahoo.com/question/indexqid=20080504024606AANBk0N,http://www.azarajokes.com
Thanks ...to all those who contributed all these these jokes, and for making the world a little better place by putting a smile on someones face:)
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