Complain

Copyright Lucy Drumonde 2011.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Complaint
http://www.howtocomplain.com/
http://www.stevepavlina.com/blog/2007/08/how-to-stop-complaining
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/complain
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/complain
http://www.bbb.org/canada/SitePage.aspx?id=e3275d87-9678-4f61-a5a4-4e47b63f8795
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/complain

JOkes

Complain
A blonde stormed up to the front desk of a library and said, "I have a complaint!"

"Yes, ma'am?"
"I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible!"
"What was wrong with it?"
"It had way too many characters and there was no plot whatsoever!"
The librarian nodded and said, "Ah. So you must be the person who took our phone book."

On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the stewardess for a coffee where upon the parrot squawks "And get me a whisky you cow!" The stewardess, flustered, brings back a whisky for the parrot and forgets the coffee.

When this omission is pointed out to her the parrot drains its glass and bawls "And get me another whisky you idiot". Quite upset, the girl comes back shaking with another whisky but still no coffee.


Complaints
City Of Sheffield Metropolitan District Genuine Extracts Of Letters To Council Offices


I want to complain about the farmer across the road. Every morning at 5.30, his cock wakes me up, and it is getting too much.


When I applied for a rebate, you said that you would have to take something off. Now that you have taken it off, I have been told that you should have put some on. So will you please take off what you took off and put on what you should have put on when you took it off.


When the workmen were here they put their tools in my wife's new drawers and made a mess. Please send men with clean tools to finish the job and keep my wife happy.


The toilet is cracked, where do I stand?




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