Copyright Lucy Drumonde 2011.
JOkes
Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.
What do you have when you have two little balls in your hand?
A man's undivided attention.
How is a man like a snowstorm?
Because you don't know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it'll stay.
What is the difference between a man and a catfish?
One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is a fish.
What should you give a man who has everything?
A. A woman to show him how to work it.
B. Penicillin
What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
1) No mind.
2) No business.
Courtesy of: http://www.101funjokes.com and http://jokes4all.net/men.html
Thanks ...to all those who contributed all these these jokes, and for making the world a little better place by putting a smile on someones face:)
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