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Teacher jokes-Complicated concept
One day the professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A pre-med student rudely interrupted, demanding, "Why do we have to learn all this stuff?"
"To save lives," the professor responded quickly, and continued the lecture.
A few minutes later, the same student spoke up again. "So, how exactly does physics save lives?" he persisted.
"It keeps the idiots out of medical school," replied the professor.
Complicated Jokes
I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
He's not dead, he's electroencephalographic challenged.
Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.
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