Human

Copyright Lucy Drumonde 2011.

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JOkes

What's the difference between a human and a dung beetle?

Answer: Beetle knows when to spit it out.

What's the difference between a human and a stick insect?

Answer: The insect is fake on purpose.

What's the difference between a human and a stick insect?

Answer: The insect is fake on purpose.

ROTUND An elderly woman who was extremely stout was endeavoring to enter a street car when the conductor, noticing her difficulty, said to her:
"Try sideways, madam; try sideways."
The woman looked up breathlessly and said: "Why, bless ye, I ain't got no sideways!"

MISTAKEN IDENTITY?
A kindergarten teacher entering a street-car saw a gentleman whose face seemed familiar, and she said, "Good evening!"

He seemed somewhat surprised, and she soon realized that she had spoken to a stranger. Much confused, she explained: "When I first saw you I thought you were the father of two of my children."



BALLS
A young married couple who lived near a famous golf-course were entertaining an elderly aunt from the depths of the country.
"Well, Aunt Mary, how did you spend this afternoon?" asked the hostess on the first day.
"Oh, I enjoyed myself very much," replied Auntie with a beaming smile, "I went for a walk across the fields. There seemed to be a great many people about, and some of them shouted to me in a most eccentric manner, but I just took no notice. And, by the way," she went on, "I found such a number of curious little round white things. I brought them home to ask you what they are."











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Thanks ...to all those who contributed all these these jokes, and for making the world a little better place by putting a smile on someones face:)