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Suspension...it sucks to be smart.
one day i was thinking...i shoul write down soem jokes i chose to write witty funny phrases...by the end of the school day i got suspended don't say stuff like "ambition is a poor excuse for not having the sense to be lazy" to your teacher when u skip homework.
Suspended license
One time a blond asked another blond to drive for her.she accepted.then the blond who was driving said hey why didn't you drive.the blond who wasn't driving replied i got my license suspended.the blond who was driving asked what did you do.the other blond replied i tied it to the roof of the car and it just stood there suspended.
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Thanks... to all those who contributed all these these jokes, and for making the world a little better place by putting a smile on someones face:)
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