Supermarket

Copyright Lucy Drumonde 2011.

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_supermarket_chains_in_Canada

JOkes

The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, "You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"

"Why?"
"Because every time I talk to a a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere."


A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on. Finally he went to the checkout line, but she got in front of him. "Pardon me," she said, "I'm sorry if my staring at you has made you feel uncomfortable. It's just that you look just like my son, who just died recently." "I'm very sorry," replied the young man, "is there anything I can do for you?" "Yes," she said, "As I'm leaving, can you say 'Good bye, Mother!' ? It would make me feel so much better." "Sure," answered the young man. As the old woman was leaving, he called out, "Goodbye, Mother!" As he stepped up to the checkout counter, he saw that his total was $127.50. "How can that be?" he asked, "I only purchased a few things!" "Your mother said that you would pay for her," said the clerk.
 
THE customer ahead of me at the supermarket checkout counter had written a check for her purchases and was waiting for the clerk to package them. Instead, citing "company policy," he asked her for identification. The shopper looked astounded, then finally managed to say, "But David, I'm your mother!"

TWO armed robbers stormed into a grocery store where a man and his stingy friend were shopping. As the robbers began searching the patrons for money, the man felt a nudge. "Take this," his pal whispered. "Don't give me a gun," the man whispered back. "I don't want to be a hero." "It's not a gun — it's that twenty-five dollars I owe you."


AT THE supermarket where I worked, I was changing prices when a customer came down the aisle, picked up my price marker and placed it in her shopping cart. "Young man," she said, "I'll give it back to you after I'm safely through the check-out counter."

"Cash, check or charge?" the cashier asked after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As the woman fumbled for her wallet, the cashier noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "Do you always carry your TV remote?" the cashier asked. "No," she replied. "But my husband refused to come shopping with me, so I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him."








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