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http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/croak
JOkes
What does a frog say when it sees something' great?
Toadly awesome!
What do you call a frog with no legs?
It doesn't matter- he won't come anyway.
What does a bankrupt frog say?
"Baroke, baroke, baroke."
A man walks in to a doctors office with a frog on his head. The doctor leaps up and says: "Good grief, how on earth did you get that great ugly thing!"
The frog looks down and replies: "I dun no Doc, it started out as a little wart on my bottom!"
What did the frog dress up for on Halloween?
A prince.
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog ?
A croaker spaniel !
What did the frog dress up for on Halloween?
A prince.
What do frogs do with paper?
Rip-it!
How do you apologize to a witch?
Ribbit!
How deep can a frog go?
Knee-deep Knee-deep!
A little girl says, "Grandpa, can I sit on your lap?"
"Why sure you can," her grandfather replied.
As she is sitting on granddad's lap she says, "Grandpa, can you make a sound like a frog?"
"A sound like a frog? Well, sure Grandpa can make a sound like a frog."
The girl says, "Grandpa, will you please, please MAKE a sound like a frog?"
Perplexed, her grand dad says, "Sweetheart, why do you want me to make a sound like a frog?"
And the little girl says, "'Cause Grandma said that when you croak, we're going to Florida!"
Courtesy of: :http://www.frogsvilleusa.com,
http://allaboutfrogs.org/funstuff/jokes/liners.html
http://nursefriendly.posterous.com/croak-like-a-frog-childrens-jokes-getting-old
Thanks... to all those who contributed all these these jokes, and for making the world a little better place by putting a smile on someones face:)
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