Hormones

Copyright Lucy Drumonde 2012

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hormone

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_human_hormones

http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/hormones.html

http://www.news-medical.net/health/What-are-Hormones.aspx

http://www.hormone.org

http://www.psychologytoday.com/basics/hormones

http://hormones.gr

http://www.johnleemd.com/store/resource_hormonetest.html

JOkes

Female hormones in beer

Yesterday, scientists in the United States revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.To prove their theory, they fed one hundred men twelve pints of beer and observed that 100% of them started talking nonsense and couldn't drive.

Hormone Therapy Jokes:Doctor: Well, we better discuss treatment now for your prostate cancer. I recommend hormone therapy.
Man: Are there any side-effects?
Doctor: A few. You will have a loss of potency. You might get some hot flashes. And when lost, you will
have an inexplicable urge to ask for directions.

A woman went to her doctor for a follow-up visit after the doctor had prescribed testosterone for her.
She was a little worried about some of the side effects she was experiencing.

"Doctor, the hormones you've been giving me have really helped, but I'm afraid that you're giving me
too much. I've started growing hair in places that I've never grown hair before."

The doctor reassured her that "A little hair growth is a perfectly normal side effect of testosterone."
He went on to ask "Just where has this hair appeared?"

"On my balls..." she replied.

What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
A: You can't hear an enzyme.

Courtesy of:http://www.ahajokes.com/bar022.htmlhttp://www.cancerisnotfunny.com/cancerjokes1.html and 

http://www.jokes.com/funny/science/hormone-vs--enzyme

Thanks: to all those who contributed all these these jokes, and for making the world a little better place by putting a smile on someones face:)