Crazy

Copyright Lucy Drumonde 2011.

Is there anything such as normal?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crazy
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/crazy

Joke

A man was in his front yard mowing grass, when his attractive blonde female neighbor, Judy, came out of her house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it, then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house.
A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mail box, and again opened it and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?
To which she replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps saying, YOU'VE GOT MAIL."

Courtesy of Joke Factory

 

3 Men were waiting to go to heaven. St Peter was at the gate and said, "However good you were to your wife that is the vehicle you will get in heaven


The first guy comes up to the gate and says, "I never, ever cheated on my wife and I love her". So St. Peter gives him a Rolls Royce
The next man comes up and says, "I cheated on my wife a little but I stilll love her." He gets a mustang and drives off into heav
The next guy came up and said, "I cheated on my wife alot". He gets a scooter
Next day the guy that got the scooter was riding along and he saw the guy who owned the Rolls Royce crying.
He asked, "Why are you crying you have such a nice car?!" and the man sobbed, "My wife just went by on roller skates".