Body

Copyright  Lucy Drumonde 2012

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body

JOkes
The last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook on it.
I've just plucked my eyebrows, I think they are out of tune.
I had my neck removed six years ago and I've never looked back since.


Allie A., age 10, Connecticut
Have you seen the movie “Constipated?”

No, it hasn’t come out yet!
A man wanted to prove to a group of alcoholics the effect of alcohol in human body system. He brought two jars; one containing water and the other containing alcohol, along with a very healthy worm. He said to the audience:

"This jar contain water"
He dropped the worm in the jar and said, "Please watch the reaction". The worm swam to the side of the jar and up it floats dangling and swimming.

The man took the worm out of the first jar and put it in the second jar containing alcohol and said to the audience " now watch the reaction" The worm went right down into the water and struggled for survival. There and then every body saw the worm shrinking and dis-integrating, and in one word, died.
 The man turned round an asked the audience " what would you all say to this".
 After a long silence, someone from the rear stood up and said,
" I can see that if I drink alcohol, there will be no more worn in my body".

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Age

 

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JOKes
HUh
My memory is not like it use to be. Also my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.

 You know when you are getting old when

A young teenager,listening to some music his mother was playing asked who the band was,' The Beatles," she told him.
"Oh who's is the group?
When his mother told him,he said with a surprise.I didn't know it was Paul McCartney had a group before Wings.!"

Driving Skills
A woman in her 50's was driving with her friend.She went through a red light.The friend did not say anything.But then she went through another one.The friend said." Do you realize you just went through two red lights."
"Oh," she said,was I driving.?"






 

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