Alzheimers

Copyright Lucy Drumonde 2012

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alzheimer's_disease
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmedhealth/PMH0001767
http://www.alz.org/alzheimers_disease_what_is_alzheimers.asp
http://www.nia.nih.gov/alzheimers
http://www.ahaf.org/alzheimers
http://alzheimers.org.uk
http://www.alzfdn.ca

Jokes  Benefits of having Alzheimer's disease
5. You never have to watch reruns on television.

4. You are always meeting new people.

3. You don't have to remember the whines and complaints of your spouse.

2. You can hide your own Easter eggs.
1. Mysteries are always interesting.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zyoij6dZRuY

Two elderly gentlemen are playing cards on Saturday evening as they have done for the past 35 years. Max, the older, had been having problems remembering what cards were what, and usually needed help from his wife.

At the end of the card game Ed said to Max, “You did very good tonight. You didn’t need any help at all. Why is that?”

Max replied, “Why ever since my wife sent me to that memory school, I haven’t had any problems at all.”

“Memory school? What memory school?”

Max thought for a moment, “Oh, what’s that flower that’s red with thorns? A really pretty flower…?”

“A rose?”

“Yeah…that’s it!” Max turned to his wife and mumbled, “Hey, Rose! What’s the name of that memory school you sent me to?”

“How am I doing, doc?”

“Mr. Smith, I’m sorry to say you have corns on your feet and Alzheimer’s disease.”

“Well, it could be worse.  At least I don’t have corns.”

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Age

 

Copyright Lucy Drumonde 2012

www.mathcats.com/explore/agecalculator/html

www.wikipedia.org/wiki/age

www.exploratorium.edu/ronh/age

JOKes
HUh
My memory is not like it use to be. Also my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.

 You know when you are getting old when

A young teenager,listening to some music his mother was playing asked who the band was,' The Beatles," she told him.
"Oh who's is the group?
When his mother told him,he said with a surprise.I didn't know it was Paul McCartney had a group before Wings.!"

Driving Skills
A woman in her 50's was driving with her friend.She went through a red light.The friend did not say anything.But then she went through another one.The friend said." Do you realize you just went through two red lights."
"Oh," she said,was I driving.?"






 

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