Monday, March 13, 2017

Spring

                               Copyright 2017 Lucy Drumonde
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spring_(season)
https://www.reference.com/science/month-spring-start-521a84d71c4ac966
http://www.almanac.com/content/first-day-seasons-2017
http://www.metoffice.gov.uk/learning/learn-about-the-weather/how-weather-works/when-does-spring-start
https://days.to/until/spring


Jokes
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims!

Spring Fever 
Four high school boys afflicted with spring fever skipped morning classes. After lunch they reported to the teacher that they had a flat tire. Much to their relief she smiled and said, "Well, you missed a test today so take seats apart from one another and take out a piece of paper." Still smiling, she waited for them to sit down. Then she said: "First Question: Which tire was flat?" 


What flowers grow on faces? 
Tulips (Two-lips)! 

Why are trees very forgiving? 
Because in the Fall they "Let It Go" and in the Spring they "turn over a new leaf". 

Why is the letter A like a flower?
 A bee (B) comes after it! 

When do people start using their trampoline? 
Spring-Time 

What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
 A hot cross bunny 

What did the tree say to spring?
What a re-leaf.

 What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?
Lily! 

What does the Easter Bunny order at a Chinese Restaurant? 
Hop Suey! 
When do monkeys fall from the sky? 
During Ape-ril showers! 

Can February March? 
No, but April May! 

Why is everyone so tired on April 1?
Because they've just finished a long, 31 day March! 

What season is it when you are on a trampoline? 
Spring-time! 





















Courtesy of:http://www.funology.com/seasonal-jokes
http://www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/weatherjokes/springjokes.html

Thanks to:.to all those who contributed all these these jokes, and for making the world a little better place by putting a smile on someones face:)

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