Voices

Copyright Lucy Drumonde 2012

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_voice
ttp://www.voices.com
http://www.voiceovercanada.ca
http://www.voices.no
http://www.aboriginalvoices.com
http://www.caseyhouse.com/en/foundation/voices_of_hope

JOkes
Lewis Black:Bill Clinton's Testimony
He's the president. If he doesn't know what the word 'alone' means, that means he may be thinking that the voices in his head are other people.

Kevin Rooney: Hand Puppets
I'm selling these hand puppets, and its Christmas time, and I'm doing little voices for the kids and whatnot. And the kids want five of these little hand puppets, so the mother comes over, and she says, 'OK, all right, we'll take five of the hand puppets.' So I'm putting them in the bag, and all of the sudden, she has a little brainstorm: 'Wait a minute, wait a minute. What if I get them home and they don't work?'

The Voice
There's a guy who lives in Ohio. One morning, he hears a voice in his head. The voice says, ''Quit your job, sell your house, take all your money, and go to Las Vegas.''

He ignores the voice. Later in the day, he hears the voice again. ''Quit your job, sell your house, take all your money, and go to Las Vegas.''

Again, he ignores the voice. Soon he hears the voice every minute of the day. ''Quit your job, sell your house, take all your money, and move to Las Vegas.''

He can't take it anymore. He believes the voice. He quits his job, sells his house, takes all his money, and flies to Las Vegas. As soon as he steps off the plane, the voice says, ''Go to Caesar's Palace.''

He goes to Caesar's Palace and the voice says, ''Make your way to the roulette tables.''

He goes to the roulette tables and the voice says, ''Put all your money on red 23.''

He puts all his money on red 23. The dealer spins the wheel. It comes up black 17.

The voice says, ''Fuck!''







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