Hate

Copyright Lucy Drumonde 2012

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hatred

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/hate

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/hate

There are many things one may have a total aversion to certain situations,objects or life in general.Hatred can result in extreme behaviour including violence,murder,and war.

Challenge is to learn to love,understand and accept.

Who ever said it would be easy.

JOkes

10 Things That Piss Me Off!by: George Carlin

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?
2. The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy, considering he has no dick.
3. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
4. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too." Fuck off. What good is a goddamn cake you can't eat?
5. When people say "Its always in the last place you look." Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
6. When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No dicknose, I paid $7.50 to come to the theater and stare at fucking ceiling up there.
7. The radio ad "Hi, I'm Jeff Healey from the Jeff Healey Band. Don't drink and drive. I don't." Well, I hope you don't drive sober either Mr. Healey. You're blind for God's sake!
8. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" didn't really give me a choice, did ya there buddy?
9. When something is new and improved, which is it? If its new, then there has never been anything before it. If its an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
10. When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going. You should know, asshole. You fucking pulled me over.

• You are not as bad as people say, you are much, much worse.
• Now we know why some animals eat their own children.
• Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested.
• Talk is cheap, but that's OK, so are you.
• I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
• Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to lie to myself and try to like you?

• Don't let your mind wander, it's far too small to be let out on its own.
• Don't thank me for insulting you, it was a pleasure.
• Don't you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without you putting in so much effort to give us another?
• He always finds himself lost in thought; it's unfamiliar territory.
• I can tell that you are lying, your lips are moving.
• I don't mind you talking so much, as long as you don't mind me not listening.
• What he is lacking in intelligence, he more than makes up for in stupidity.

• You would never be able to live down to your reputation, but I see you're doing your best.
• Your mind isn't so much twisted as badly sprained.
• You're a habit I'd like to kick - with both feet.

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Thanks to:.to all those who contributed all these these jokes, and for making the world a little better place by putting a smile on someones face:)

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Friend

Copyright Lucy Drumonde 2011.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Friendship

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Friends

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/friend

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/friend

JOkes

 Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar.
 His first friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. Last week I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine."

His second friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber. This week I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine."
Paddy says: "I think my wife is having an affair with a horse." Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief. "No I'm serious. Yesterday I came home and found a jockey under our bed."

Two friends, who had lost contact for many years, were catching up with each other. One asked, "So, you've got your own company, huh? How lucky!" The other replied, "Just a small one, nothing to be proud of."

Disbelieving, the first queried, "Small? How many people work in your company?"
The other sadly answered, "About half of them."

What's the difference between a blond and a Porsche?

You don't lend the Porsche out to your friend.

A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it.

A man didn't come home 1 night. The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friends house. The wife called her husband's 10 best friends. 8 of them confirmed that he had slept over and 2 said he was still there.

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want then, when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

Two friends Peter and Jack is leaving for holiday in a same airplane. Peter was sad when he couldn't meet Jack before they get in to the plane. After some time he sees Jack coming up the stairs and Peter shouted, "HI-JACK"

An older couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married.

Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work.
They discussed finances, living arrangements, and so on.
Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship.
"How do you feel about s*x?" he asked, rather tentatively.
"I would like it infrequently ", she replied. The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses, then leaned over towards her and whispered, "Is that one word or two?"










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Thanks ...to all those who contributed all these these jokes, and for making the world a little better place by putting a smile on someones face:)

Self-confidence

Copyright Lucy Drumonde 2011.

It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to. W.C. Fields  

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Self-confidence

http://www.psychology4all.com/SelfConf.htm

http://www.thechangeblog.com/self-confidence/

http://www.selfconfidence.com/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2qHu_1VDEw

http://www.positive-thinking-for-you.com/self-confidence-checklist.html

JOke

A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to seek the aid of a psychiatrist. 

He went there, lay on the couch, spilled his guts then waited for the profound wisdom of the psychiatrist to make him feel better.
The psychiatrist asked me a few questions, took some notes then sat thinking in silence for a few minutes with a puzzled look on his face.
Suddenly, he looked up with an expression of delight and said, "Um, I think your problem is low self-esteem. It is very common among losers."

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"Some see things and ask"why?" Other see things that never were and ask,Where is my medication."

     Copyright Lucy Drumonde 2011.

 It all in one's perspective,and in your perception of life.
What did the saggy boob say to the other?
"If we don't get support soon, people are going to think that we are nuts"