Bother

Copyright Lucy Drumonde 2012

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/bother
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/bother
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/bother
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/bother

JOkes

Ever get that feeling you are bothering someone? 
So why bother even thinking of bothering someone.

Still and all, why bother? Here's my answer. Many people need desperately to receive this message: I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.

Kurt Vonnegut





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Love at first sight.

Copyright Lucy Drumonde 2011.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Love_at_first_sight

http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/love-bytes/201002/love-first-sight

http://peoplerelationships.syl.com/loverelationships/loveatfirstsight

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhDrJz4rBH0&feature=fvwrel

JOkes

The First Kiss

At the end of their first date, a young man takes his favorite girl home. Emboldened by the night, he decides to try for that important first kiss.

With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her, "Darling, how 'bout a goodnight kiss?"
Horrified, she replies, "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"
"Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?"
"No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"
"Oh come on, there's nobody around, they're all sleeping!"
"No way. It's just too risky!"
"Oh please, please, I like you so much!!"
"No, no, and no. I like you too, but I just can't!"
"Oh yes you can. Please?"
"NO, no. I just can't."
"Pleeeeease?..."

Out of the blue, the porch light goes on, and the girl's sister shows up in her pajamas, hair disheveled. In a sleepy voice the sister says: "Dad says to go ahead and give him a kiss. Or I can do it. Or if need be, he'll come down himself and do it. But for crying out loud tell him to take his hand off the intercom button!"

Love at First Sight

A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and put his head out the window to check. As he did so a glass eye fell into his hand.
He looked up to see where it came from in time to see a young woman looking down.
'Is this yours?' he asked.
She said, 'Yes, could you bring it up?' The man agreed. On arrival she was profuse in her thanks and offered the man a drink. As she was very attractive he agreed. Shortly afterwards she said, 'I'm about to have dinner. There's plenty; would you like to join me?' He readily accepted her offer and both enjoyed a lovely meal. As the evening was drawing to a close the lady said, 'I've had a marvellous evening. Would you like to stay the night?'
The man hesitated then said, 'Do you act like this with every man you meet?'

'No', she replied, 'only with those who catch my eye.'

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