Goverment

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Jokes

Talking to a liberal is like trying to explain social media to a 70 years old.

I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn't complain.

What's the difference between baseball and politics? In baseball you're out if you're caught stealing.

I don't approve of political jokes...I've seen too many of them get elected.

The worst part about working for the department of unemployment is when you get fired you still have to show up the next day.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it and then misapplying the wrong remedies.

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

Don't steal. That's the government's job.

I remember when Halloween was the scariest night of the year. Now, it's Election night.

If you are not part of the solution, you're probably running for President

When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.

Don’t steal, don’t lie and don’t cheat. The government hates competition.

George W. Bush went to see the doctor to get the results of his brain scan. The doctor said: "Mr. President, I have some bad news for you. First, we have discovered that your brain has two sides: the left side and the right side." Bush interrupted, "Well, that’s normal, isn’t it? I thought everybody had two sides to their brain?" The doctor replied, "That’s true, Mr. President. But your brain is very unusual because on the left side there isn’t anything right, while on the right side there isn’t anything left."

What's the difference between government bonds and men?

Bonds mature.

Yesterday, government scientists suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each.

It was then observed that 100 % of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong.

 A priest, a politician, and a clown, walk into a bar. The bartender says, “What is this, some kind of joke?”

Politician got a bribe of five hundred thousand dollars. When he brought it home, his wife asked him: “Where did you get this money, honey?” He answered: “If somebody asks, that’s the money your grandma left us.”

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