Equality

    

                                            Copyright Lucy Drumonde 2016

                                                             equality
                            http://www.dictionary.com/browse/equality
                         http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/equality
         http://www.ed.ac.uk/equality-diversity/about/equality-diversity
                       http://www.equalitynow.org

                                                                       Jokes

What’s the best way to find a truly committed man?

Visit the closest mental hospital.

What do you call a woman with PMS and ESP?

A bitch who really does know everything.

Why did God make Adam before Eve? 

Everyone needs a rough draft before they make the final copy.

If someone is spitting behind you, it means you're in front.

What is the thinnest book in the world? "What Men Know About Women"

A WOMAN in our drafting unit was promoted to supervisor, and some older male workers were having difficulty accepting her authority. While she instructed one such subordinate, he interrupted, "Young lady, I'm old enough to be your father." "And," she replied, "I'm old enough to be your supervisor!"

MY JOB as a stockbroker requires that I call strangers on the telephone. One morning I dialed a pediatrician's office and, when a woman answered, I asked to speak to Dr. Brown. "I am the doctor," she said icily, and then proceeded to lecture me on outdated attitudes toward female professionals. Nevertheless, she let me give my sales presentation and then commented "That sounds interesting. Tell the broker I'd like to set up an appointment with him." There was silence, followed by laughter when I told her, "I am the broker."


  MODERN-DAY men try hard not to be chauvinistic -- like the judge during a recent jury selection.  Feelings were tense as my husband and the other prospective jurors filed into court. Finally the judge turned and addressed the first person, a pleasant-looking woman, and asked, "Is it Miss, Mrs. or Ms.?"  The woman broke the tension when she replied confidently, "It's Doctor."


A FRIEND of mine, with excellent credentials, applied for a high-level position with a leading firm. At the interview, however, after admitting that her resume was outstanding and her qualifications were exceptional, the firm's president turned her down, saying, "I prefer men." "So do I," she answered. "But what's your excuse?"

GENDER EQUALITY...well never be the same until when ladies write their names on walls with their urine

“Once The Game Is Over, The King And The Pawn Go Back In The Same Box” 
― Italian proverb

                                                      Courtesy of:

http://thoughtcatalog.com/melanie-berliet/2015/08/30-hilarious-female-empowering-jokes-that-will-make-you-happy-to-be-a-woman/

http://onelinefun.com/162/
http://www.becquet.ca/laughter/61.htm
http://www.taporibaba.com/2016/04/gender-equality-jokes.html
http://www.goodreads.com/quotes/tag/gender-equality






Thanks to:.to all those who contributed all these these jokes, and for making the world a little better place by putting a smile on someones face:)