Can I Speak ?

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Copyright Lucy Drumonde 2016

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Speak Jokes

A  little boy was kneeling beside his bed with his mother and grandmother and softly saying his prayers, "Dear God, please bless Mummy and Daddy and all the family and please give me a good night's sleep." 
       
      Suddenly he looked up and shouted, "And don't forget to give me a bicycle for my birthday!!" 
       
      "There is no need to shout like that," said his mother. "God isn't deaf." 
       
      "No," said the little boy, "but Grandma is."

Speak Now or Forever Hold Your Peace

At a wedding ceremony, the pastor asked if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom. Everything quickly turned to chaos when a woman carrying a child started walking towards the front. 

Everybody was surprised, shocked, and the bride even fainted. The pastor asked the woman if she had anything to say. 

The woman replied, "We can't hear in the back."

Courtesy of:

                              http://jokes.christiansunite.com/Prayer/Speak_Up.shtml          
                              http://www.ajokeaday.com/joke/marriage-jokes/what-d1gmarggbg

Thanks to:.to all those who contributed all these these jokes, and for making the world a little better place by putting a smile on someones face:)