Lemons

Copyright Lucy Drumonde 2012

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JOkes

Why did the lemon hide when the bully came?
Because he was yellow!

Why did the lemon stop halfway across the road?

He ran out of juice!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Lemon Meringue.
Lemon Meringue who?
Lemon Meringue the bell, but nobody answered!

Why did the lemon disapprove of his daughter?

Because she was a little tart!

What do you give an injured lemon?

Lemon-aid!

Say the following in a British accent.

When life gives you lemons, find someone who's life has given them vodka and have a sexy party!

When life gives you lemons ask for salt and tequila!

When life gives you lemons, make sure you send a thank you note for the lemons.

When life gives you lemons, enjoy all the vitamin C you get.

When life gives you lemons, collect them and trade them for oranges.

When life gives you lemons, sell them on eBay.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in your enemy’s eyes.

When life gives you lemons, ask for the receipt.

If life give you LEMONS, just rearrange the letters and you have MELONS.

When life gives you lemon, enjoy the FREE lemon.

if life gives you lemons, throw them at life...see if life will make the same mistake again

If life gives you lemons throw them at someone... and if they give you apples do the same

When life gives you lemons suck out all of the vitamin C and yell “EAT THAT, LIFE

When life gives you lemons alter their DNA and make super lemons!!!

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