Garbage

 Copyright Lucy Drumonde 2012

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waste

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garbage_collection_(computer_science)

JOkes

I recently asked a friend, "Has your son decided what he wants to be when he grows up?"
"Yes, he wants to be a garbage collector," my friend replied.
I had to think about that one for a moment! "That's a rather strange ambition to have for a career." I finally managed to reply.
"Well," said the boy's father, "he thinks that garbage collectors only work on Tuesdays!" 

Taking Out the Garbage
A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags rips, and every once in a while a $20 bill falls out onto the sidewalk.
Noticing this, a policeman stops her, and says, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of your bag."
"Oh, really? Darn!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back, and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me."
"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that money? "You didn't steal it, did you?"
"Oh, no", said the little old lady. "You see, my back yard is right next to the football stadium parking lot. On game days, a lot of fand cop. "OK. Good luck! Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?"
"Well, you know", "not everybody pays".






Courtesy of:http://www.cleanjokeoftheday.com/jokes-garbagecareer.html and http://www.ebaumsworld.com,
Thanks...to all those who contributed all these these jokes, and for making the world a little better place by putting a smile on someones face:)