Copyright Lucy Drumonde 2012
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JOKes
Did you hear the one about the woman who begged her husband to take her somewhere expensive for a change? He drove her to the corner gas station.
Gasoline Jokes
I have my car towed to work because it’s cheaper than buying gas.
My wife wanted to go somewhere expensive for our anniversary, so I took her down the street to the Sunoco station.All in favour of conserving gasoline, please raise your right foot.I saw a guy on the street corner, holding up a hat and a sign that said, “Wife and 2 Cars to Feed.”
For our vacation this summer, we’re thinking it will be cheaper to just mail the car.
Gas Station Humour
I stopped in at the local gas station for something to drink and when I approached the register, the employee promptly asked me, "Do you have gas?" I answered him with a puzzled look on my face. "Isn't that a rather personal question?"Courtesy of: http://www.danggoodjokes.com/mooving,http://jokesfunny.wordpress.com/2007/05/31/funny-jokes-gasoline-jokes,and http://www.funny.com/cgi-bin/WebObjects/Funny.woa/wa/funny?fn=C4WDO&Funny_Jokes=Gas_Station_Humor
Thanks...to all those who contributed all these these jokes, and for making the world a little better place by putting a smile on someones face:)
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