Uncertain

Copyright Lucy Drumonde 2020

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Nothing brings more feeling of uncertainty than a pandemic.

It has been awhile I have published any of my cartoons.

The craziness of this lies only to reject on the growing anxiety and feeling .Where does life go from here ?

 I believe, hope is better than nothing. All of what happens in the moment remains in uncertain during CO-VID 19.

Thank God for a good joke.

Debts:  The certain outcome of an uncertain income.

                                                                                  Jokes

Knock Knock. Who is there ? Seriously, do not touch my door and get back six meters to social distance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 

 Because the chicken behind it didn’t know how to socially distance properly.

 I ran out of soap and body wash and all I could find was dish detergent. 

Then it Dawned on me.

   I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger ,but then it hit me.

I used to think i am indecisive. But now i am not sure.

The future, the present ,and the past walk in to a bar . 

Things got a little tense.

People used to be a lot more optimistic in the past, but things have taken quite a turn haven't they. The economy's uncertain, salaries are shrinking, jobs are dissipating. Morale is generally quite low nowadays.

If the elevator were invented today, it would be called the plunger.

Kermit the Frog went to the bank to request a loan.

The teller, Patty Whack, asked him for references.

"Well, my dad's Mick Jagger," Kermit replied.

Uncertain, Patty then asked him if he had any collatoral.

"Here's something from my shelf", he answered, handing her a small decoration.

Now confused, Patty told him she had to speak with her manager.

"Mr Jones," she said, "I don't know what to do. Kermit the Frog is asking for money, he says his dad is Mick Jagger, and his only collateral is this thing. I don't even know what it is!"

The manager replies, "It's a knick-knack, Patty Whack, give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."

What do you call an uncertain bee?

A maybe

Guaranteed way to get through the covid19 quarantine and barely notice or remember it.

Tune to any local tv station and take a shot every time a commercial says “uncertain times”.

An electron walked into a bar

Actually it might have been a club. I'm uncertain.

A man hears a knock at his door, and is surprised to see

a polar bear standing before him.

"Hi," says the white bear, "I'm the bear of good news. A distant relative of yours passed away a while ago, but it turns out he entrusted a large fortune to you in his will."

"Great," says the man. "Thanks for the good news."

Later, the man hears another knock at his door. He answers the door to find a panda before him.

"I'm the bear of uncertain news," says the panda.

"Alright..." acknowledges the man with a furrowed brow.

"As it turns out, your inherited fortune is entirely in the form of uninsured bonds. Depending on how the market turns out this month, you might not be able to receive any money at all. But, well, it could go either way."

"I see," says the man, closing the door.

The next day, there's another knock. The man opens the door to a large grizzly.

"Let me guess," says the man, "you're going to tell me about my inheritance bonds?"

The grizzly shrugs. "Well, I hate to be the bear of bad news."

Guaranteed way to get through the covid- 19 quarantine and barely notice or remember it.

Tune to any local tv station and take a shot every time a commercial says “uncertain times”.

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Thanks to:.to all those who contributed all these these jokes, and for making the world a little better place by putting a smile on someones face:)