Trumped

Copyright Lucy Drumonde 2017

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Jokes

Can I tell you a joke about the wall?

 Never mind you won't get over it. 

Why does Donald Trump pick his nose?

 Because he's the boogeyman. 

Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

 Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all. 

What do you call it, when a brainless creature takes over the world? 

The Trump-ocalypse. 

What is the Beach Boys song "Kokomo" about?
All the places Donald Trump has bank accounts

Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?
Because E.T. eventually went home! 

What does Donald Trump’s wife call it when he takes viagra?
A rigged erection

What’s 18 inches long and hangs in front of an assh*le?
Donald Trump’s tie

What do a thong and Donald Trump’s toupee have in common?

 They both barely cover an assh*le

“What, a suicide bomber? ” I asked.

“No, a surface to hair missile.”

How many Donald Trump supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

Look, we can change the light bulb. That I will tell you. We’re changing it, ok? And I understand what you’re saying, I hear it all the time. People call me and say “Is the light bulb really dead?”. That’s what they are asking me, its unbelievable. The light bulb is in big trouble, that I can tell you. But we are going to change it.

Courtesy of:
http://www.amazingjokes.com/jokes/2009-05-10_two-choices.html
http://www.experienceproject.com/stories/Love-Jokes-And-Riddles/1891753

http://jokes.cc.com/funny-sports/1z59dj/two-prisoners--two-http://www.jokes4us.com/celebrityjokes/donaldtrumpjokes.html
http://www.quickfunnyjokes.com/trump.html
http://laffgaff.com/donald-trump-jokes/