Copyright Lucy Drumonde 2011. James Holt Mcgavran
In this day and age who says one marries for love. Some may marry for the money. Nothing wrong with this equation as long as both partners agree to the contract for what they are getting into. I n contrast it does stray away from the actual reason for marriage to join two people in a union. Some may argue to disagree. For reality sake..it is up to each individual on how they perceive marriage.
A traditional ceremony for some.Simple ceremony for others.
Or for keepsake an arranged marriage can mean union between families.
There are many forms of marriage;common -law,and civil union,and same sex marriage.
In my own observation ,marriage is not as simple as one would like to believe. Society expecting many to marry to have a purpose to reproduce and have a family. Nowadays there are different ways one can have a family ,abound from what society expects or defines what marriage and family conceived to be.
Marriage not change the electronic banking anytime soon.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electronic_funds_transfer
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electronic_Fund_Transfer_Act
http://searchwinit.techtarget.com/definition/Electronic-Funds-Transfer
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electronic_funds_transfer
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transfer
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/funds
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marriage
http://marriage.about.com/
http://www.marriagebuilders.com/
http://www.equal-marriage.ca/
Jokes
Revenge by Marriage.
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a low voice he sad to his wife: "When I'm dead I want you to marry farmer Jones."
Wife: "No, I can't marry anyone after you."
Johnson: "But I want you to."
Wife: "But why?"
Johnson: "Jones once cheated me in a horse deal!"
How have times changed?
In olden times, it is reported that sacrifices were made at the altar.
Since then, weddings have been held there, and times haven't changed at all!
A very desperate marriage.
A man really loved a woman, but he was just too shy to propose to her. Now he was up in his years and neither of them had ever been married. Of course, they dated about once a week for the past six years, but he was so timid he just never got around to suggesting marriage much less living together.
But one day, he became determined to ask her the question. So he calls her on the phone, "June."
"Yes, this is June."
"Will you marry me?"
"Of course I will! Who's this?"
Like Father, Like Husband?
If it's true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it is understandable why so many mothers cry so much at weddings.
Murphy's Laws
o When there are sufficient funds in the checking account, checks take two weeks to clear. When there are insufficient funds, checks clear overnight.
o The book you spent $20.95 for today will come out in paperback tomorrow.
o The more an item costs, the farther you have to send it for repairs.
o You never want the one you can afford. o Never ask the barber if ...
o Trust everybody... then cut the cards.
o Two wrongs are only the beginning.
o If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
o To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.
o Exceptions prove the rule... and wreck the budget.
o Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
o Quality assurance doesn't.
o The tough part of a Data Processing Manager's job is that users don't really
know what they want, but they know for certain what they don't want.
o Exceptions always outnumber rules.
o To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
o No one is listening until you make a mistake.
o He who hesitates is probably right.
o The ideal resume will turn up one day after the position is filled.
o If something is confidential, it will be left in the copier machine.
o One child is not enough, but two children are far too many.
o A clean tie attracts the soup of the day.
o The hardness of the butter is in direct proportion to the softness of the
bread.
o The bag that breaks is the one with the eggs.
o When there are sufficient funds in the checking account, checks take two
weeks to clear. When there are insufficient funds, checks clear overnight.
o The book you spent $20.95 for today will come out in paperback tomorrow.
o The more an item costs, the farther you have to send it for repairs.
o You never want the one you can afford.
o Never ask the barber if you need a haircut or a salesman if his is a good
price.
o If it says, "one size fits all," it dosen't fit anyone.
o You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
o The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required on it.
o Love letters, business contracts and money due you always arrive three
weeks late, whereas junk mail arrives the day it was sent.
o When you drop change at a vending machine, the pennies will fall nearby,
while all other coins will roll out of sight.
o The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
o Experience is somthing you don't get until just after you need it.
o Life can be only understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.
o Interchangeable parts won't.
o No matter which way you go, it's uphill and against the wind.
o If enough data is collected, anything may be proven by statistical methods.
o Work is accomplished by those employees who have not reached their level of
incompetence.
o Progress is made on alternative Fridays.
o No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in
session.
o The hidden flaw never remains hidden.
o As soon as the stewardess serves the coffee, the airline re-encounters
turbulence.
o For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
o People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either of
them being made.
o A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
o When reviewing your notes for a test, the most important ones will be
illegible.
o A free agent is anything but.
o The least experienced fisherman always catches the biggest fish.
o Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.
o The one item you want is never the one on sale.
o The telephone will ring when you are outside the door, fumbling for your
keys.
o If only one price can be obtained for a quotation, the price will be
unreasonable.
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