Thursday, June 23, 2011

Brain

Copyright Lucy Drumonde 2011.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brain
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_brain
http://health.howstuffworks.com/human-body/systems/nervous-system/brain.htm
http://brain.oxfordjournals.org/
http://kidshealth.org/kid/htbw/brain.html
http://www.med.harvard.edu/AANLIB/home.html

JOkes
A brain walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a pint of beer please."

The barman looks at him and says "Sorry, I can't serve you."
"Why not?" askes the brain.
"You're already out of your head."

Bush's Brain Scan

George W. Bush went to see the doctor to get the results of his brain scan. The doctor said: "Mr. President, I have some bad news for you. First, we have discovered that your brain has two sides: the left side and the right side."
Bush interrupted, "Well, that's normal, isn't it? I thought everybody had two sides to their brain?"
The doctor replied, "That's true, Mr. President. But your brain is very unusual because on the left side there isn't anything right, while on the right side there isn't anything left."


Courtesy of Ahajokes.com,and www.about.com.

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