Friday, November 19, 2021

Media

                                 Copyright Lucy Drumonde 2021.   
       
                                            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Media      
                                      https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/media  
                                      https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/media

                                         Why listen to the media ?

                                         Not to mention, news, television, and radio.

                                         Fighting for every ounce of attention, to listen out of boredom.

                                         We thirst for information and sometimes can be an obsession.

                                         It is important to stay connected in the world.

                                        There are times the information may or may be true 

                                        We have choices as to what we hear and view

                                        Too be told or to choose to be vaccinated for not 

                                        Not be manipulated by false interchangeable political views.  

                                        We can choose to listen to the media to think for ourselves .                              

                               

                                                            Jokes    

             


                         What is Captain Hook's least favourite social media?

                         Tick tock.

                         I bought a book about social media

                         but I never reddit

                         I tried making an anti social media platform.

                        But it never went anywhere
 

                        What's the opposite of social media?

                        Social life
                                                                                                                                                       
          


      Ad on some billboard somewhere: 

"If you feel like the bottom's fallen out of your world, 
digest Brand X laxative.
 " It will make the world fall out of your bottom. "

Marketers favourite drink? Brand-y.
Having a breakfast sale, but I need a “hash” tag.

Funny how things are tagged NSFW
As if any of us still have jobs
 Update :stop bragging about being employed ,its lowering morale

 What do you call it when old people look through their Facebook timeline
The Elder Scrolls

   What is silly about Mark Zuckerberg buying Instagram for a billion dollars? 
He could've got it on the App Store absolutely free!

 Why should non-vaccinated children not have social media accounts?
  Because they can get viral!

 What did the doctor say when I asked for his help saying that I am addicted to social media ? 
He said, “I don’t follow you.”


Ditto...






 Courtesy of:
Google.com
UFS INC.
https://upjoke.com/social-media-joke
https://www.bizcommunity.com/Jokes.aspx
https://www.ignitesocialmedia.com/humor/social-media-puns-annoy-coworkers
jokojokes.com
https://kidadl.com
https://www.rd.com/list/bad-jokes-cant-help-laugh-at

Thanks to:.to all those who contributed all these these jokes, and for making the world a little better place by putting a smile on someones face:)
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