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Jokes
Money talks …but all mine ever says is good-bye.
I can totally keep secrets. It’s the people I tell them to that can’t.
Funny how we need to talk really means you need to listen.
A social worker asks a colleague: "What time is it?"
The other one answers: "Sorry, don't know, I have no watch."
The first one: "Never mind! The main thing is that we talked about it."
A man approached a very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and said, "I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"
The woman looked puzzled. "Why do you want to talk to me?" she asked.
"Because every time I talk to a woman with beautiful tits like yours, my wife appears out of nowhere"
Why don't dinosaurs talk?
Because they're dead.
When addressing a small crowd or low attendance) This must be a wealthy crowd. Each of you bought two or three seats!
Do you know the definition of an after dinner speaker? Someone who has been asked to say a few words and says too many.
As S.S. Biddle once said, "A political speech pleases all. Those who agree with it think it over, and those who don't are glad it is over."
If speaking while people are eating) Please go ahead and keep eating while I'm speaking. I'd rather be eating cake right now too rather than listening to some boring speech.
Courtesy of:https://thoughtcatalog.com/rania-naim/2016/03/30-funny-short-jokes-that-are-guaranteed-to-make-you-smile/
http://jokes4all.net/talking-jokes
somuchpun.com
https://cheezburger.com/5156659200/sadly-their-humor-is-spineless
https://www.goodbadjokes.com/jokes/why-dont-dinosaurs-talk
http://canuwrite.com/speech_one_liners.php
https://www.simpli.com/web?qsrc=999&qo=semQuery&ad=semD&o=603690&l=sem&askid=1d7566b6-a48b-434a-bc02-322425b844f8-0-si_gsb&q=public%20speaking%20jokes%20humor&dqi=&am=broad&an=google_s
Thanks to:.to all those who contributed all these these jokes, and for making the world a little better place by putting a smile on someones face:)
A social worker asks a colleague: "What time is it?"
The other one answers: "Sorry, don't know, I have no watch."
The first one: "Never mind! The main thing is that we talked about it."
A man approached a very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and said, "I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"
The woman looked puzzled. "Why do you want to talk to me?" she asked.
"Because every time I talk to a woman with beautiful tits like yours, my wife appears out of nowhere"
Why don't dinosaurs talk?
If speaking while people are eating) Please go ahead and keep eating while I'm speaking. I'd rather be eating cake right now too rather than listening to some boring speech.
Courtesy of:https://thoughtcatalog.com/rania-naim/2016/03/30-funny-short-jokes-that-are-guaranteed-to-make-you-smile/
http://jokes4all.net/talking-jokes
somuchpun.com
https://cheezburger.com/5156659200/sadly-their-humor-is-spineless
https://www.goodbadjokes.com/jokes/why-dont-dinosaurs-talk
http://canuwrite.com/speech_one_liners.php
https://www.simpli.com/web?qsrc=999&qo=semQuery&ad=semD&o=603690&l=sem&askid=1d7566b6-a48b-434a-bc02-322425b844f8-0-si_gsb&q=public%20speaking%20jokes%20humor&dqi=&am=broad&an=google_s
Thanks to:.to all those who contributed all these these jokes, and for making the world a little better place by putting a smile on someones face:)
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